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Trump Dump

Verb. To walk into a crowded, well lit place, carefully lower you trousers and defecate on the floor and then immediately blame someone else for the mess while still wiping your bottom.
Jim: Did you see the Trump Dump that the President just took?
Biff: You mean when he had a number of extra martial affairs with porn stars and then blames his attorney for making the hush money payoffs.
Trump Dump by dgRonbo December 15, 2018

Trump Dump

When Donald Tweets stupid shit, he is having another Trump dump!
Did you hear about the latest Trump dump? Fake news? That's a nice Trump dump!💩😬
Trump Dump by Farty McFartface November 12, 2018

Trump Dump

Spreading your ass cheeks upon one’s head while taking a shit in smearing it across the front of the head in the form of a toupee
I spread my ass cheeks and gave her a huge Trump Dump. It was awesome, she loved it.
Trump Dump by Shattenberg September 21, 2018

Trump Dump

A suspiciously smelly act of dumping all responsibility for saying something idiotic by ignorantly claiming sarcasm, irony, etc.
Jim took a Trump Dump when his wife found out he was referring to her as fatty numnums.

"I took a Trump Dump on the racism claims, and it smelled so bad everybody gave up ."

When Donald tried to take a Trump Dump in English class, Mr. Sanders threw the book at him, literally!
Trump Dump by Muffmaster Jones August 12, 2016

trump dump

the act of taking a huuuuuuuuuuuge shit while listening to donald trump's debates
I took a trump dump after eating that burrito while watching fox news
trump dump by latinojodido July 14, 2016

Trump Dump

The mass outrage after Donald Trump fucks over another minority
Oh dude me and some friends are ready to Trump Dump again,
Was it the Canadians?