Trump Dump

Spreading your ass cheeks upon one’s head while taking a shit in smearing it across the front of the head in the form of a toupee

I spread my ass cheeks and gave her a huge Trump Dump. It was awesome, she loved it.

by Shattenberg September 21, 2018

Trump Dump

A suspiciously smelly act of dumping all responsibility for saying something idiotic by ignorantly claiming sarcasm, irony, etc.

Jim took a Trump Dump when his wife found out he was referring to her as fatty numnums.

"I took a Trump Dump on the racism claims, and it smelled so bad everybody gave up ."

When Donald tried to take a Trump Dump in English class, Mr. Sanders threw the book at him, literally!

by Muffmaster Jones August 12, 2016

Trump Dump

The mass outrage after Donald Trump fucks over another minority

Oh dude me and some friends are ready to Trump Dump again,
Was it the Canadians?

by Darude KappaStorm June 2, 2016

Trump Dump

When someone mentions Donald Trump out of context to simply do virtue signaling. Like every other entry on Urban Dictionary these days.

Person A: Happy new year everyone!
Person B: Everyone except Donald Trump.
Person A: We weren't even talking about politics. Why do you have to Trump Dump like this all the time?

by Tatsuman February 24, 2018

Trump Dump

To take a verbal shit that clears the room

If Donny keeps Trump dumping on us at work about the girl he says doesn't deserve the corner office he's been eyeing forever, let's lock him in the meat freezer until his mouth freezes.

by Dangergurl April 3, 2016

Trump dump

When Donald trump takes a verbal shit

Person 1: Hey, did you hear what trump said about Mexicans?
Person 2: yeah, it was a total trump dump!

by Emazing July 19, 2016

trump dump

n.

just the greatest, most fantastic, classiest bowel movement ever

The President-elect is taking a trump dump.

by pseudononymous November 17, 2016