I don't remember anything from last night, I was time travelling for 4 or 5 hours strong after those tequila shots.
by WaterStreetManiac August 31, 2008
Get the time travelling mug.A man from the year 2098 who was much different than the rest of the people at that time, for he was only 3' tall. Everyone else in the world was at the shortest about 5' 2". This troubled Hector cause he was always picked on and people would throw him around much like a football. It being the year 2098, time travel had already been invented about 23 years ago. Hector thought about using time travel to change history so that there would be more short people like him. After acquiring the means to travel through time (which cost him $18.75 on Ebay), Hector travelled back in time many times, but was always thwarted in his attempt to make more short people. After many attempts Hector finally travelled back to the Primordial Soup. The goo that started all life sat before him. Sitting and pondering what to do to change history, Hector came up with the grandest of schemes. "Ah ha!", said Hector. "I will contaminate this ooze with my own ooze.", Hector shouted with glee. After an intense one and a half minutes of self gratification (Everything is shorter for midgets), he dumped his load into the soup causing a mass fusion of his "little" genes into the normal genes. After many eons of Evolution, thanks to Hector's deeds, we have been blessed with many small creatures. This is how the Pterodactyl became the chicken. Its how the shark became the goldfish. Its also how we got actors like Verne Troyer. No one knows what happened to Hector. My thoughts are that since he fucked with the timeline he never came to be. Poor, poor Hector. All this to make a friend and he never even existed. The moral of the story, I guess, is to not throw hair dryers into the bathtub.
Dude 1: "Man I hate that show Little People Big World. Who the hell came up with that shit?"
Dude 2: "Its all made possible because of Hector The Time Travelling Midget."
Dude 1: "Damn you Hector, damn you."
Dude 2: "Its all made possible because of Hector The Time Travelling Midget."
Dude 1: "Damn you Hector, damn you."
by Supa' Dub T June 30, 2008
Get the Hector The Time Travelling Midget mug.A "Travelling Andy" is when you fart while sitting in a chair. However, the gas bubble moves toward the front rather than the back and the farter will feel it pushing the skin between the scrotum and thigh aside. Known to only happen with males and is a fairly rare occurrence.
by Slightly_Mad December 11, 2006
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person 1-wtf bro they're bloody penises?
person 2-no you coward the Travelling Wilburys are like super handsome and really good musicians
person 2-no you coward the Travelling Wilburys are like super handsome and really good musicians
by Britpop Girl January 6, 2022
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The clothing of the man in the middle of the picture is strikingly different from the surrounding persons'. Most outstanding are his radical hairstyle, sunglasses and his T-shirt, adorned with a large letter M on the front.
Although some explanations exist for the existence of this photo, none of them are particularly convincing or well-grounded. Most people dismiss the time-travel theory for the origin of this picture, one cannot easily shake the feeling once having seen it.
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The clothing of the man in the middle of the picture is strikingly different from the surrounding persons'. Most outstanding are his radical hairstyle, sunglasses and his T-shirt, adorned with a large letter M on the front.
Although some explanations exist for the existence of this photo, none of them are particularly convincing or well-grounded. Most people dismiss the time-travel theory for the origin of this picture, one cannot easily shake the feeling once having seen it.
A: That dimension gate is sick, man. Imma have a look real quick and see what's on the other side
B: Radical, you the time travelling hipster, dude!
B: Radical, you the time travelling hipster, dude!
by mozartisdead January 21, 2017
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So I came home from New York and Claire told me that she was struck by a Travelling Vacuum salesman. After reprimanding her I tracked the man down and destroyed him.
by Captain Ben7 May 12, 2011
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A mobile whinnet (except blood rather than poo).
A mobile whinnet (except blood rather than poo).
After having pounded a menstruating groupie, Rocket Ron tucked his penis into his black jeans. His jeans were specked with blood as the groupie had blown back on him with a powerful quebe.
He didn't have time to wash, and boarded the tour bus to the next gig. Ron had a travelling wilbury.
He didn't have time to wash, and boarded the tour bus to the next gig. Ron had a travelling wilbury.
by phibes1789 January 19, 2008
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