Tucker fucker

A microwave oven. Commonly used slang in Australia. A microwave is a great way to ruin food. Need to defrost meat and half cook it at the same time? Need to make pizza soggy? Need to make the inside of the jam doughnut lava? Look no further than the tucker fucker.

Wife: Can you defrost some chicken for dinner before i get home?
Man: Sure, i'll stick it in the microwave
Wife: Don't stick it in the tucker fucker, it'll be like rubber, just leave it in the sink with some hot water.

by fcknbobfrank November 22, 2018

Tucker Fucker

New Zealand slang for Tomato Sauce. Coined for its ability to overpower any other flavor of any meal once applied. As well as a way to denounce degenerates that apply it to practically any meal, regardless of whether or not its necessary.

I love Fish and Chips. Pass the Tucker Fucker, bro.

by PsyNZ October 18, 2018

Tucker Fucker

any female who has had sexual intercoarse in there life with a guy named tucker

look at jenny over there, that girl is such a tucker fucker

by naylorrrrrrr April 15, 2009

tucker fucker

Tucker Fucker is what useless fat people use to refer to tomotao sauce or ketchup

Put some tucker fucker on ya hot dog

by Anti-Sam November 16, 2004

tucker fucker upper

tomato sauce, the sauce that seems to go on anything and just fucks it up.

mike: bro, pass the tucker fucker upper, these chips are too good.

john: this is a good pie, gimmie some of that tucker fucker upper

Geoff: man i just love christmas dinner, pass the tucker fucker upper would ya

by michael_frankus September 15, 2009

Tucker Fucker

One who is too tired during intercourse to contribute energy to the activity.

Bitch was so close to passing out, I had to tucker fucker!

by Cockmagpie June 18, 2012

Tucker Fucker

Someone who fucks a Conservative Cis Hetero White man also known as Tucker

Omg I'm glad I cut ties with Jenny she's such a Tucker Fucker now.

by TheGayOreo September 19, 2021