What happens in the morning after eating a pound of whipped cream or halloween candy served by a skeleton. Often comes in spurts, spats, and squarts. Turds of low viscosity that often stick to the bottom of the toilet seat.
Jesus, after eating all of that halloween candy we got from that lady dressed up as a skeleton, I had the rich trotts this morning! My asshole hurts!
by localkine June 9, 2008
Get the rich trotts mug.The moment you're on the toilet and pass a phantom turd, and just as you go to wipe your ass you shit like crazy all over your hand. A surprise diarrhea wonderland, usually caused if you haven't eaten in weeks and suddenly decide to eat something small, then BLAM...Rich Trotts.
That is the last time I ever eat again, that peanut gave me the rich trotts last night! My hands ain't gonna smell right for days!
by Dr. Brownxxx August 22, 2008
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A severe case of diarreah. This terms was used many years ago. The expression came from having to trot or run out the back door to the outhouse.
by jmitchelljefferies July 10, 2006
Get the back door trots mug.When running long distances, you all of a sudden feel an extreme urge to poop and if you don't get to a toilet fast, you're probably going to poop your pants...bad! Runner's trots usually are a precursor to some nasty diarrhea.
Only a mile into the marathon, Jan got runner's trots and had to high-tail it to the nearest port-o-potty.
by no1justminda December 13, 2006
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Stop drinking all that cider or you'll get the trots!!
Stop drinking all that cider or you'll get the trots!!
by TyDogg December 28, 2008
Get the the trots mug.The law should have a remedy against a tortsneezer who, either negligently or recklessly, infects another with his illness.
by Gartholomew February 18, 2011
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Usually after a skinfull of beer and a dodgy curry, the unlucky person will wake up with an arse like the Japanese flag. Just a white patch with a big red dot.
Usually after a skinfull of beer and a dodgy curry, the unlucky person will wake up with an arse like the Japanese flag. Just a white patch with a big red dot.
Fuck me Reg, I think i've got the back door trots, I have been shitting like a pony all morning, and my arse is now on fucking fire.
by Britannic May 25, 2009
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