An old man with 2 walking sticks who is such a genius he can walk at a 90 degree angle. He leaves his home once a day to display his unique talent to the envious world under the pretext of going to post a letter.
Who is West Bridgford's finest athlete?
That'll be Alf Trolleydocker, the 90 degree genius.
Where did he get his walk from?
I believe he got it from a corner shop.
That'll be Alf Trolleydocker, the 90 degree genius.
Where did he get his walk from?
I believe he got it from a corner shop.
by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 17, 2009
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Ｔｒｏｌｌｅｇｅ ｗｉｌｌ ｋｉｌｌ
ꪻ᥅ꪮꪶꪶꫀᧁꫀ ꫝꪖᦓ ꫀᥴꪖρꫀᦔ ꪖꪀᦔ ꠸ᦓ ᥅ꪊꪀꪀ꠸ꪀᧁ ꪶꪮᦓꫀ
𝕿𝖗𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖌𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖐𝖎𝖑𝖑
. 𝕻𝕰𝕿𝕾
. 𝕶𝕴𝕯𝕾
. 𝕿𝕳𝕰 𝕰𝕷𝕯𝕰𝕽𝕷𝖄
. 𝕿𝕰𝕰𝕹𝕾
. 𝕬𝕯𝖀𝕷𝕿𝕾
Ｔｒｏｌｌｅｇｅ ｗｉｌｌ ｋｉｌｌ
ꪻ᥅ꪮꪶꪶꫀᧁꫀ ꫝꪖᦓ ꫀᥴꪖρꫀᦔ ꪖꪀᦔ ꠸ᦓ ᥅ꪊꪀꪀ꠸ꪀᧁ ꪶꪮᦓꫀ
𝕿𝖗𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖌𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖐𝖎𝖑𝖑
. 𝕻𝕰𝕿𝕾
. 𝕶𝕴𝕯𝕾
. 𝕿𝕳𝕰 𝕰𝕷𝕯𝕰𝕽𝕷𝖄
. 𝕿𝕰𝕰𝕹𝕾
. 𝕬𝕯𝖀𝕷𝕿𝕾
Steps to survive trollege
Step 1. Close all doors and windows
Step 2. Go upstairs
Step 3. Grab a blanket and cover yourself and family
Step 4. Make no sound as possible
If he finds you kill Y̵͕͎̭̻̱̒͋͐͌̀͊̅o ̥̮͓̣̝̓̋̀̀͜u ͖̙̪̝͕͍͙̄̉̍̃̓̉͒͐r̵̗̅̈́͂̈́̔͂͝s̶̮̊̃̈́̊ę̶̛̛̖̽͛̈́̈́͂̎̽͘ḷ̵̅͑̂̕͘f ͇̟̓̇̏̃̏
He can't promise a short painless death
Please do Ŗ̶͉̞̘̺̪̒͋͂̎̓̚͠͝ḙ̴̊͂̽͊̒̿͒̑ẵ̵̝̭͐̏̈́̈̕ļ̶̡͍̳̠̳̲͓̉̄̅͠i ̺̰̩͋́̔͘͘͠t ͚͙̟͍͉̗͈͓̜͗̔̔̇̿̈͂́̚͜y̴̟̎̏̐̂͊̇͠ C̵͉̺̳̭̾͆ơ̵͇̪̥̜͙ͅm ̦̝̙͘͜p ̧̺̹̝̬̺̟͆̒̂ͅr̴͕͆̎̍͒̾́̄ẹ̵̲̙̬̱̮̌͐̐̄̀̏̇͗̕̕s ̼͙͍̱̋́̐̐̈̑͌͘̚s̴̛̲͈̼̲͍͕̑̈́̑͑̊͂̓e ̧̲̠͆͘͜d̶̜͂̐̄ it for humanity T ̖̠͍͉͇̃̒̌͂h̵̝͍̠̺̲̼̫̤͔̩̔̊̈́̈e̶̡̠͈͚̲͛̌͐̏̀͜͠ ̩̠̥͎̟́̽̽̀̚T ̢̯̲̱̩̼͈̀̄͋͐̂̑̕͝r ̯̙̻͎̋̆o ̧̧͓̟̼̜̻̗͔͌͑́̈́̒͒l̶̻̉̓͐̈́͗̇̑́l ̨͍̟̬͇̥͛̍͜ ̵̗̗̥͓̪̍̏̏́͂̅͝͝ḧ̴̩͕̲̖͍̤̭͍͘a ͔̗̦͇̝̈́͝s̴̢̖͚̥͇͎̞̋̔̿ ̴̡͖͎̻̙̝̖͖̫͐̀͊͘̕b ͚̆̋̑̏́͗̔͋̽̕ę̵̧̖͖͖̼̦́͋̈̕͝͠͝ͅe ̪̳̱͚̎̂̾̾̊͒͆̔͑̒n ̦̜͖̱̱͇̣̖̜͒͑̊͊̑̚͝ ̥͎̀͛ḛ̶̞̰͖̈́̏̍̿͆n̶̛̺̰̳̅͐̽͂̅̓̐̚͘g̴͓̮͔̲̀̊a̶̞̱͇̘̞̤̔͜n ̦̙̝̻̥̝͂̾̏ģ̵̩̭͙̰̲͇̺̉̊e ͔̻͚͔̭̽͋̓͘d ̢̡̰̙̰̆͘
Step 1. Close all doors and windows
Step 2. Go upstairs
Step 3. Grab a blanket and cover yourself and family
Step 4. Make no sound as possible
If he finds you kill Y̵͕͎̭̻̱̒͋͐͌̀͊̅o ̥̮͓̣̝̓̋̀̀͜u ͖̙̪̝͕͍͙̄̉̍̃̓̉͒͐r̵̗̅̈́͂̈́̔͂͝s̶̮̊̃̈́̊ę̶̛̛̖̽͛̈́̈́͂̎̽͘ḷ̵̅͑̂̕͘f ͇̟̓̇̏̃̏
He can't promise a short painless death
Please do Ŗ̶͉̞̘̺̪̒͋͂̎̓̚͠͝ḙ̴̊͂̽͊̒̿͒̑ẵ̵̝̭͐̏̈́̈̕ļ̶̡͍̳̠̳̲͓̉̄̅͠i ̺̰̩͋́̔͘͘͠t ͚͙̟͍͉̗͈͓̜͗̔̔̇̿̈͂́̚͜y̴̟̎̏̐̂͊̇͠ C̵͉̺̳̭̾͆ơ̵͇̪̥̜͙ͅm ̦̝̙͘͜p ̧̺̹̝̬̺̟͆̒̂ͅr̴͕͆̎̍͒̾́̄ẹ̵̲̙̬̱̮̌͐̐̄̀̏̇͗̕̕s ̼͙͍̱̋́̐̐̈̑͌͘̚s̴̛̲͈̼̲͍͕̑̈́̑͑̊͂̓e ̧̲̠͆͘͜d̶̜͂̐̄ it for humanity T ̖̠͍͉͇̃̒̌͂h̵̝͍̠̺̲̼̫̤͔̩̔̊̈́̈e̶̡̠͈͚̲͛̌͐̏̀͜͠ ̩̠̥͎̟́̽̽̀̚T ̢̯̲̱̩̼͈̀̄͋͐̂̑̕͝r ̯̙̻͎̋̆o ̧̧͓̟̼̜̻̗͔͌͑́̈́̒͒l̶̻̉̓͐̈́͗̇̑́l ̨͍̟̬͇̥͛̍͜ ̵̗̗̥͓̪̍̏̏́͂̅͝͝ḧ̴̩͕̲̖͍̤̭͍͘a ͔̗̦͇̝̈́͝s̴̢̖͚̥͇͎̞̋̔̿ ̴̡͖͎̻̙̝̖͖̫͐̀͊͘̕b ͚̆̋̑̏́͗̔͋̽̕ę̵̧̖͖͖̼̦́͋̈̕͝͠͝ͅe ̪̳̱͚̎̂̾̾̊͒͆̔͑̒n ̦̜͖̱̱͇̣̖̜͒͑̊͊̑̚͝ ̥͎̀͛ḛ̶̞̰͖̈́̏̍̿͆n̶̛̺̰̳̅͐̽͂̅̓̐̚͘g̴͓̮͔̲̀̊a̶̞̱͇̘̞̤̔͜n ̦̙̝̻̥̝͂̾̏ģ̵̩̭͙̰̲͇̺̉̊e ͔̻͚͔̭̽͋̓͘d ̢̡̰̙̰̆͘
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Get the Trollege mug.A slang term to describe Microsoft's true/false/error scheme used in many places in the Win32 API. It's used to describe when something has 3 states, as compared to Boolean, which has two states (usually true or false).
The GetMessage API is an interesting example of the bizarre Microsoft Troolean (as opposed to traditional, Boolean) logic. GetMessage is defined to return a BOOL, but the documentation specifies three types of returns, non-zero, zero and -1. I am not making it up! Here's an excerpt from the help file:
* If the function retrieves a message other than WM_QUIT, the return value is nonzero.
* If the function retrieves the WM_QUIT message, the return value is zero.
* If there is an error, the return value is -1.
Excerpt from Reliable Software, LLC
* If the function retrieves a message other than WM_QUIT, the return value is nonzero.
* If the function retrieves the WM_QUIT message, the return value is zero.
* If there is an error, the return value is -1.
Excerpt from Reliable Software, LLC
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Get the troolean mug.Trombe is the spirit of manliness first given form as a gallant black stallion upon which only those manlier than the manliest of men ride. Like its German meaning, "tornado," Trombe lifts those around it up with feelings of hope and courage. When one embraces Trombe it becomes unstoppable and overrides everything in its path. The only force known to be stronger than Trombe is The Blue Danube. Black, red and yellow are its signature colors.
Trombe is as swift as the coursing rain, with the force of a great typhoon and all the strength of a raging fire. It's as mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
Trombe is as swift as the coursing rain, with the force of a great typhoon and all the strength of a raging fire. It's as mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
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Get the Trombe mug.A name for an cheap, old van usually about 20 years old, with around 7-8 seats. Gets its name from being the most common vehicle of choice for Polynesian families with at least 5 kids.
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Get the poly trolley mug.similar to "got off my kool aid," but with way more Italian jealousy. When an absolutely gorgeous redhead is involved, an Italian guy would say "get off my red trolley!"
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Get the get off my red trolley mug.Once upon a time he used to write good content, now he's a trollee by design, who aimlessly provokes his readers.
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