Tromboner 

An ignorant name used by some jealous bastard when that someone see's a trombonist with their trombone, because they think it is funny. usually used by football players, cheerleaders, potheads and people that have no life.

~walk, walk, walk~

footballer- "hey tromboner!" "hahaha"
trombonist- ~mumble~ "douchefuck"

Tromboner by ~blah, blah, blah~ December 20, 2009

Tromboner 

When somebody gets a boner by looking at the hole and shape of a trombone

Guy 1: Damn Man! That trombone looks like it would be dope to fuck!

Guy 2: Ooh, got a tromboner, do you?

Tromboner by Wiggity Wagaddy February 22, 2018

Tromboner 

A tromboner is something that perverts get when playing a trumpet sexually. It is a masturbation tool for 13 year old who watch things that they shouldn't

A tromboner is something that perverts get when playing a trumpet sexually. It is a masturbation tool for 13 year old who watch things that they shouldn't

"He watches inapropriate things and he gets trumboners"

Tromboner by thme November 19, 2018

Tromboner 

A person that gets a boner, from playing or listening to the trombone music.

He is such a Tromboner!

Tromboner by Pussy ripper December 18, 2010

tromboner 

When an instrumentalist’s (generally those who play brass instruments) penis grows so large and erect, it gives the illusion of a trombone.

James used his massive tromboner to mine the hard to reach places in Suzan’s gaping hole. Amongst the moaning, you could hear a soft, but noticeable “BUM BUM BUM!” signifying the presence of a tromboner.

tromboner by Ted Chang April 17, 2006

Tromboner 

When one has an extreme fetish for trombones and gets a boner for them

"hay yo i have the weirdest Tromboner right now.........can you help."

Tromboner by I got a pocket full almonds April 20, 2017

Tromboner 

When you get a boner due to brass instruments, particularly the trombone.

Did you seen Jimmy earlier? He had a right tromboner.

Tromboner by Lily Pseudonym December 5, 2019