Triple mint

"Triple mint" means mint condition in terms of condition of the kitchen,
condition of the bath, and overall condition of the apartment.

LOOKING FOR MORE than granite, stainless and hardwood? Triple mint 2000 Sqft 2BR/2BA loft with concrete polished floors, exposed brick and ducts, laundry in unit, big bedrooms, large open kitchen w/island. Fabulous. $1950. Ogden/Ashland.

by Dionysus2k September 7, 2005

Triple Monday

Triple Monday is actually the Tuesday following a holiday weekend, but a day that has three times the shittiness of a normal Monday, because (1) it's still the first day of the work week, (2) it comes following what's likely an overly relaxed and/or fun weekend thus amplifying the effects, and (3) upon arrival at work you're faced with fitting a full week's work into the four remaining days.

It was a great Memorial Day weekend, but now I'm facing a Triple Monday when I get back to work.

by theswizzle May 28, 2015

triple master blaster

achieving orgasm through being fellated and sodomized, while simultaneously taking a hit of crack

I want a triple master blast, Leroy, Wanda, let's go to Dan's house.

by triple masta blasta masta July 18, 2003

Triple Middle Finger

A sacred hand gesture that comes only to the worthy. Used ONLY when someone flips two birds. It's very simple, yet very satisfying.

The only teacher of the Triple Middle Finger is a man named "Chris Bukowski". Use with caution.

by GarrySucksLMAOKEKWLULW January 2, 2022

Triple Mcfatty Patty

Overweight person with double chin, belly, and love handles.

Hey bro, you better hit up the gym because you are turning into a triple mcfatty patty!

by Michaelk420 April 16, 2019

Triple mctwist

When a female has full possession of your cock and has two hands on it turning different ways and both stroking while the tip of your dick is in her mouth and causing a super cum explosion in her mouth with cum leaking out of her nose and mouth. *May cause dick growth

God Talula that triple mctwist is working wonders on this cock

by Daddy long schlong December 6, 2019

Triple McNipple

When someone has 3 nipples.

Katie was born with a Triple McNipple, although she said it turned into a mole later in life.

by birtha April 30, 2005