A tall, hunched over hayssed yokel type, a simpleton who is basically a doofis, who drives a pickup truck, and thinks he is really cool, although in reality is a total dork.
The Pickup Truck Gomer thought everyone believed he was cool, but instead they all laughed at him behind his back and viewed him as an overly tall, doofis, noodle-head, and simpleton in a stupid pickup truck that he never used for any real pickup truck type work.
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He bought a pick up truck to drive to work but then lost his job as an accountant and didn't need it anymore.
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When roads are horrible they think since they have 4 wheel drive the interstate turns into the autobahn.
Usually like to talk about things like being a confederate, farming, and drinking beer.
When roads are horrible they think since they have 4 wheel drive the interstate turns into the autobahn.
Usually like to talk about things like being a confederate, farming, and drinking beer.
The last time I drove home from work in a blizzard a pick up truck driver flew by me, apparently 35 mph wasn't good enough for him like it was the rest of us, he was going 85...asshole.
by th3 protege January 6, 2009
Get the Pick Up Truck Driver mug.the way that a redneck, usually one that hails from the Southern United States, refers to their pick-up truck. The added "'em" is the addition of Southern dialogue to the general name of a common type of truck, and usually makes the person driving appear to be of low intelligence
Cletus: Its a darn tootin fine day here in Mobile, Alabama.
BillyJoe: sure is Cletus, its mighty-fine. Wanna go for a ride in my fancy Ford F-150 pick 'em up truck?
Cletus: Yeeeeeeeehaw lets go!!!
BillyJoe: sure is Cletus, its mighty-fine. Wanna go for a ride in my fancy Ford F-150 pick 'em up truck?
Cletus: Yeeeeeeeehaw lets go!!!
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"I had to go pick up George and Jason in Wichita yesterday. Apparently they were playing Pickup Truck Roulette and everything went wrong."
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