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Milwaukee Triceratops

A sexual position involving vaginal penetration with the penis, and then double-fisting into the woman's ass. So-named because the configuration of hands and penis resembles the layout of the three horns of a Triceratops - one of the most noteworthy fossil records of which was found outside Milwaukee , Wisconsin in 1994.
My man gave me a Milwaukee Triceratops, and now I can't sit down without pain.
by Nickf2019 June 26, 2019
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Triceratops

4-legged dinosaur with horns
My favorite dinosaur is triceratops.
by Mr. Genius boy December 4, 2017
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beefy triceratops

The sexual act of a man shoving not only his penis but his two testicles inside some opening of a woman's body.
The penis plus the balls make up the "triceratops".
I wrecked her with my beefy triceratops!!! So much beef, such little room. It took force.
by Darth Mader69 April 24, 2011
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triceratops

An ugly female friend who viciously defends her other female friends from engaging in conversation with any male. Traditionally either man-hating gay or profoundly ugly; there appear to be no male triceratops. Attacking is always suicidal. The tactic is generally to lure the friends away from the triceratops nest so that you can talk to them without being impaled. See also cock block.
Dude, I tried to approach the honeys but I can't get past that triceratops.
by Chief Bootysmackah May 31, 2004
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triceratops

A relationship between three people, where all three people are equally involved in the relationship and get along harmoniously. These relationships can involve persons of any gender.
Woman 1 (to Woman 2): You're such a good girlfriend. :
Woman 3: What about me?
Woman 2: You're our girlfriend too.
Woman 1: Yeah, we're a triceratops.
by som3randomp3rson December 5, 2012
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triceratops

A hairstyle bringing hair from both sides of the head to a zenith mid-cephalon; a hairstyle resembling the horn of the infamous dinosaur, the triceratops.
Sagar, what is that awesome hairstyle called? Oh, its a triceratops. NBD.
by Factbox March 13, 2011
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Triceratops

A sexual position where only the index, middle, and pinky fingers are used. The first two fingers are inserted into the vagina and the remaining one is shoved up the ass.
Chris Miller: I just want to give that woman the "Triceratops."
Us: Shut up, Miller
by Ryan November 14, 2003
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