Two squirrels in a walnut tree

A literal statement about two squirrels playfully climbing a walnut tree on a sunny Spring morning

Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!

by Sharkey & Bubbles May 7, 2022

we are tighter than bark on a tree

When you are as close to something as bark on a tree. Usually used to get someone to do something.

Girl: wanna go on a date
Boy: Why should I?
Girl: Because we are tighter than bark on a tree.
Boy: oh okay

by Gninja237 June 18, 2017

Dick Tree

A guy who made a promise to grind at the first reactor in Final Fantasy VII, and even cheated on his girlfriend, only to fail to live up to his promise. He was also beat at his own promise by a guy named CirclMaster.

CirclMaster: Leveling to 99 in the first reactor is pointless and meaningless. So why do I do it? I do it to express my hatred, and more importantly my disdain, for Dick Tree. I do it to express the camaraderie I feel for those of us who have followed this topic for years

by BoomkittyFX October 1, 2020

Wise Mystical Tree

A new weird meme. It's an image of tree with neutral/suspicious face.

I'm sick of viewing Wise Mystical Tree in my vk.

by ZeroNil October 10, 2022

Treebros

The ship name for Evan Hansen and Connor Murphy from Dear Evan Hansen.
Before the song “Sincerely, Me”, it probably doesn’t even cross a fan’s mind to ship these two because they hardly even interacted. But in Sincerely, Me, Evan makes it seem like him and Connor were very close, and even though Connor is dead he comes back to portray that so that’s how people started shopping them. And new fans after listening to the whole thing are just thinking “wait aren’t evan and connor gay though? i’m so confused.”

me: do you ship treebros?
friend: even though it was unlikely to happen, yeah, i do. the idea of it is cute.

by joshler is real fite me August 12, 2018

Your family tree lgbt

The single worst insult of all time which trumps "ur granmlny tranny", "ur granpap a trap" , etc. Rather than targeting a single family member it destroys your entire lineage and instantly teleports all dead relatives to hell

Frank: "ur mom gay lol"
Dan: "don't make me do it"
Frank: "ur granny a tr-"
Dan: "your family tree lgbt"
*The planets align and every known star lends a fraction of its energy to create a spirit bomb in order to instantly obliterate frank* *the bowser counter in the middle of the board also counts down by one

by Childish gambini March 19, 2018

Porcupine Tree

A band capable of making no bad music, even if they were rotting corpses that couldn't move, the sound of bugs eating their entrails would still be pure musical genius, because their spirits would will the insects to create harmonies and rhythms.

Sarcasm is ineffective when describing this band. All bad things said are wrong. Your argument is invalid.

Porcupine Tree is an awesome band. There is no other opinion. Opinions can be wrong.

by Foofy! June 3, 2011