a word boys or men will use to describe tall girls with thicc thighs and ass that they just don’t appreciate it. if someone calls you a tree trunk it’s not a good thing so don’t embarrass yourself by saying thanks but don’t let it get to you because your beautiful and boys are stupid xxx
by 6counties_please August 25, 2019
Look at those tree-trunks
by Thomas Caffrey June 21, 2004
by AGenius May 29, 2009
The material of a man's penis. Usually a rough and rigid type feeling like the bark of a tree. Common with old men. When one man is turned on, instead of cum; the penis will let out sap- but the sap will have a difficult time coming out.
by JamieMicks December 08, 2010
That guy there has a dodge tree trunk
by Dodge tree trunk October 17, 2021
An extremely large and thick penis where the veins are popping out and everything. It ranges from anywhere between 1 and 2 feet. It is usually darker brown then the normal penis and is around 2-3 inches wide. Hurts like hell when having sex with someone who has one.
Guy #1 "Hey dude, what happened to that girl you scored last night?"
Guy #2 "Oh, we never did it."
Guy #1 "Why?"
Guy #2 "Oh, i have a Norwegian Tree Trunk and it wouldn't fit..."
Guy #2 "Oh, we never did it."
Guy #1 "Why?"
Guy #2 "Oh, i have a Norwegian Tree Trunk and it wouldn't fit..."
by FantabulousOvalMan January 29, 2012
The art of fitting a whole tree stump up your ass. Not intended for beginners. Branches are cut off and used for jousting in battle, while screaming, “I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.”
by Kanye motherfucking west April 05, 2021