Trash Panda

Bitches that are so drunk they eat pizza or any food right after they drop that shit on the ground.

That crazy ass trash panda ate that Five Points pizza like a goddam badass right off the ground.

by chinoalfonz October 25, 2018

Trash Panda

A low class girl, generally past her prime. Frequents the Jersey Shore.

Alexa is such a trash panda. Did you see how drunk she was last night?

by Thanos555 September 27, 2019

trash panda

A raccoon

Those damn trash pandas keep tearing up my garbage bags.

by Tokey August 2, 2015

Trash panda

The thing you see when you go out side and hear noises

I was killed by my dad o yeah and raccoons are just trash pandas

by Timtunner November 30, 2020

Trash panda

Those woman at bars that put too much make up on, which makes them look like they have a black eye.

There are too many trash pandas hoes out tonight, hide your credit card.

by anonymous March 13, 2021

Trash panda

A way of saying raccoon since they look like red pandas but eat trash

Ugh there is a trash panda coming to my trash can again

by Slowpro June 20, 2021

Trash Panda Day

December 28th is Trash Panda Day. Where you and your friends dress up with any clothing that has raccoons on it. This day is to celebrate your trashy friends and an excuse to drink like there is no tomorrow. Courtesy of S&E

S: You know what day it is?
E: Yuh the 28th of December
S: Dude it’s Trash Panda Day!!

by LordBash666 December 28, 2022