The Transporter

Thomas W's favorite movie in the entire world even though he and everyone else knows it sucks.

Hey guys wanna see the Transporter? It's got this really cool Chinese person in it and she's kind of funny. I'm chinese too so I can kind of relate because of my small Asian penis.

by Netch July 15, 2004

Transformers (2007)

Transformers is a 2007 American science fiction action film based on the Transformers toy line. The film, which combines computer animation with live-action, is directed by Michael Bay, with Steven Spielberg serving as executive producer. It stars Shia LaBeouf as Sam Witwicky, a teenager involved in a war between the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons, two factions of alien robots who can disguise themselves by transforming into everyday machinery. The Decepticons desire control of the AllSpark, the object that created their robotic race, with the intention of using it to build an army by giving life to the machines of Earth. Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, Jon Voight, Anthony Anderson, John Turturro and Glenn Morshower also star, while voice actors Peter Cullen and Hugo Weaving voice Optimus Prime and Megatron respectively.

Transformers (2007):
Captain Lennox: Epps, the rain's coming!
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: Right! BRING IT!

Barricade: Are you username: LadiesMan217?
Sam Witwicky: I don't know what you're talking about!
Barricade: ARE YOU USERNAME: LADIESMAN217?
Sam Witwicky: Yeah...
Barricade: Where is the eBay item 21153? WHERE ARE THE GLASSES?

Optimus Prime: My weapons specialist: Ironhide.
Ironhide: (drawing his guns) You feelin' lucky, punk?
Optimus Prime: Easy, Ironhide...
Ironhide: (retracts his guns) Just kidding. I just wanted to show him my cannons.

Starscream: This is Starscream: All Decepticons, mobilize.
Barricade: Barricade en-route...
Devastator: Devastator reporting...
Bonecrusher: Bonecrusher rolling...
Blackout: Blackout incoming... All hail Megatron!

(Starscream arrives at Hoover Dam)
Starscream: Go, go, go!
(deploys missiles)

Starscream: I live to serve you, Lord Megatron...
Megatron: Where is the Cube?
Starscream: The humans have taken it!
Megatron: You fail me yet again, Starscream... GET THEM!

Optimus Prime: It's you and me, Megatron...
Megatron: No, it's just ME, Prime!
Optimus Prime: At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall!
Megatron: You still fight for the weak! That is why you lose!

Optimus Prime: Sam... you risked your life to protect the Cube.
Sam Witwicky: No sacrifice, no victory.

Optimus Prime: (to a dying Megatron) You left me no choice, brother.

(During the end credits)
Starscream escapes Earth and races into space.

by The Centurion November 29, 2012

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

The third in a series of films designed to rape the pocketbooks of people who can't tell the difference between a movie and a two-hour long U.S. military advertisement.

Starscream: Why didn't you go see Transformers: Dark of the Moon?

Megatron: I was insulted enough by the first two disasters.

Starscream: Is there anything you liked about the first two?

Megatron: Optimus Prime's voice

by MichaelBaySucks July 22, 2011

Tribal Transport

The preferred method of transport for Ethnic New Zealanders, usually of Pacific Islander origin. Consists of a vehicle capable of moving the whole family or whanau to and from Church , The Social Welfare Office, Court House or KFC, usually a 7 seater plus vehicle such as a Toyota Emina, Mitsubishi Chariot, Mazda Bongo or Nissan Homy.

1. hey bro, check out the tribal transport is that thingslammed or just full of islanders?

2. oi... junior, get in da tribal transport or i gonna smash you.

by zealist November 9, 2009

Doing a Transformer

When one seems to change the subject when asked a question and dazes for an uncertain amount of time. Tends to ignore the given question. Mostly used during awkward times. Person will tend to say "No i did not just change the subject"

Verb

1st person :oh hey what did you do with that girl last night?
2nd person: (Dazes) Want to go see transformers?
1st person : Yo man you just did "doing a transformer"
2nd person what do you mean?

by gene1234 January 26, 2011

transformers

A line of toy robots from the 1980s, made by merging two existing Japanese toylines (Diaclone and Microman) together. Divided into two factions, the Autobots (good) and Decepticons (evil) fought each other endlessly in the TV show and comics that followed. They had the ability to change into various items, mainly vehicles. Their toyline, unlike other 80s toys, continued to be popular in various incarnations through the 1990s and have enjoyed a greater resurgence today due to the popularity of 80s nostalgia.

The Transformers are transforming robots or "robots in disguise".

by M. Wiesner Jr. May 13, 2005

high-transport

When you are high and standing around with in a group of people. Then all of a sudden you realize you all just moved to a different location.

Your positions don't really change but you notice that you moved based on your surroundings.

It only counts if you can't remember the thought process that brought you to where you are.

"Dude weren't we just by that tree?"
"Yeah man we just high-transported"

"I don't remember moving here, we must have high-transported."

"Weren't we just by that white thing? We must have high transported."

by Open Casket April 6, 2010