Trainwreck

A person who's personal life is a complete disaster.

Amy Schumer's character in that movie was a total trainwreck since she slept with countless guys.

by Bigassmoviedude September 5, 2015

Trainwreck

1. A horrible movie that is doomed to just spiral out of the box office and doom a movie to hell. See: Catwoman Cursed and The Village

2. An alternate country band.

3. When 3 men and a woman basicly have an orgy, one man fucks her in the ass, one gets a blowjob, and the other eats her out.

4. When a train wrecks...

1."Anyone here seen Catwoman?"
"Yo bitch! That movie was a f-cking trainwreck! You better shut yo skank ass up before I bust a cap in your nipple!"

2."Well all be! This alternate country band comviently named Trainwreck flat out sucks my horses nutsack!"

3."Oh dude Karen just got herself a trainwreck last night!"
"What a f-ckin Halle Berry!"

4."OH SHIT!"
"What?"
"That train just got into a trainwreck, when that little innocent boy fell onto the tracks!"
"That's some messed up shit!"

by DontbeHatin April 28, 2005

Trainwreck

I have a massive dildo, spinning round like a fucking turbine

"i cant come out, I have a massive dildo, spinning round like a fucking turbine. its a trainwreck"

by valuev April 19, 2010

Trainwreck

A sub-type of a pub crawl that uses a train, subway, or light rail system to travel from bar to bar.

Steiny's bar in Staten Island New York has the Trainwreck pub crawl that uses the Staten Island Railway. This event started in 2002 and has run every year since.

by Stymie82 May 21, 2009

Trainwreck

weed laced with acid.....will make you see wolf ears and sound waves coming out of peoples mouths

take with caution and in large quantities

Erica: yea man....just do it...you'll see sound waves and ....stuff, this is trainwreck
Justin smokes...

Justin: DUDE...you have wolf ears
Dave: Yea...ur on the train

by ERica!jkk<3 December 16, 2008

Trainwreck

When a thread, on a forum or otherwise, becomes a gigantic pile of drama infested fail.

This thread is a complete trainwreck now.

by Dakkiyura August 4, 2009

Trainwreck

When a person doing drugs injests it by both oral and rectal means. Thus when the drugs start to take effect and meet somewhere in the middle it has the effect of two trains crashing together. Trainwreck.

While raving he could'nt decide if he should eat or hoop his ecstacy so he chose both and decided to trainwreck.

by HardcoreH September 27, 2012