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Toygar, who fucks hard.
You fucked like a Toygar last night!!!
by Heroglif April 9, 2018
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Toyotadope

A toyotadope is a person who recurrently exhibits very poor driving ability and judgement in a passive manner. In contrast to the poor aggressive driving characteristics ov the typical Mustang or entry level BMW driver, the road manner ov the toyotadope is halcyon under the delusion that they are operating in a safe manner. Although the disease may afflict owners ov other marques, the uncanny commonality ov symptoms apparent in drivers ov non-sporting Toyota and Lexus automobiles warrants the appellative designation ov Toyotadope. Symptoms ov the disease include driving well under the speed limit, taking an excessive length ov time to execute a turn, failure to drive after a traffic light turns green, stopping as soon as a light turns yellow, swerving all over their lane without drug inebriation, randomly stopping without triggering their hazard lights, and stopping when the adjacent traffic has a stop sign and the toyotadope does not. Although the toyotadope may believe that they are driving in a safe manner, their behavior clearly increases the level ov hazard by clogging up the sensical and consensual flow ov traffic. The proliferation ov toyotadopes can be viewed as a plague or scourge ov the roadways, and trepidation must be taken while operating a vehicle in vicinity to them. It must also be noted from quantitative observation that the most common type ov person afflicted with the disease is a young to middle aged female with leftist political ideologies.
I'm sorry that your pizza is late sir. I was stuck behind a toyotadope for most ov the way here.
by Puddles the Seal January 3, 2019
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1992 Toyota Supra 2.5GT Twin-Turbo

Coolest 90s sports car EVER! sleek,fast,and stunningly beautiful can be distinguished from lesser models by its meaner stance, 5-spoke alloy rims, and rear spoiler. the twin turbo 1JZ-GTE motor spitting out 276 horses makes it a threat to anything under $45000 and in black it just looks badass!
holy shit! did you see that! what was that thing! it must have been doing 140! easy

that my friend was a 1992 Toyota Supra 2.5GT Twin-Turbo
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you got that right lets go get some ghetto ass spinner hubcaps from auto-zone.

ok, woo-hoo!
by pacesetter December 7, 2010
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Toyota Prius

A car that will litteraly make a man puke and want to kill himself. The definition of disappointment.
When she sent me the booty pics I felt like I saw a Toyota Prius.
by DildoWarior July 9, 2016
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Toyota Tacoma

Redneck Craigslist listing: 2001 Tacoma. 255k on odometer. rust on quarter panels. passenger door won’t open. 10k firm. I know what I got.
My wrecked Toyota Tacoma runs and drives, but I’m gonna overprice it
by Tykoi December 16, 2020
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toyhos

me: hey toyhos, did you know *keyboard spam*
toyhos: no but thank you for this life changing information
by cyassiiherselflol August 25, 2021
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Torgo

he takes care of the place while the Master is away
"I am Torgo! I take care of the place while the Master is away!"
by DarkMatter October 6, 2004
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