Canadian Towelette

A Canadian Towelette is when you dip your balls into a glass of beer (whether it is your own or someone else's largely depends on how drunk you are) and then gently lay them across someone's forehead. This is much easier to accomplish if they are passed out. The mixture of ball sweat and beer will slowly trickle down their face, much like a moist towelette.

"Damn, look at Lee's face! Why's it all wet like that?"

"Aw bro, he was being a dick and passed out so I took his beer, dipped my balls in it and gave him the ol' Canadian Towelette."

"Holy shit! Dude just woke up and took a swig! Haha, what a stupid chud!"

by Elindale January 6, 2010

Poo Toweler

Any annoying roommate who uses a towel to clean their ass instead of the traditional toilet paper.

Justin: "What is that rust?"
Tim: "No, it's poo. My roommate, Anne, is a total Poo Toweler"

by R@peman February 19, 2010

towelie

my fucking idol

i love towelie

i wanna grow up to be just like towelie

by sammE January 5, 2004

towelhead

A offensive word used to describe a custom of someone of arab descent

Damn gon' towelheads are terrorists!

by V The Blood Rose November 1, 2003

Get Towelied

Get (Towel-eed)-

Get high as fuck, get blowd out.

Work sucked today, I'm going to meet up withe boys and get towelied as fuck!

by chiefsmoker October 10, 2014

Russian Towelette

When you go to take a shower and forget to grab a towel and have to use the hand towel to risk being seen naked.

Husband: Son be careful im playing Russian Towelette.
Son: Ewww Dad. Dont forget a towel next time.

by C/Cpt. MSG! March 16, 2011

towelhead

A derisive name for someone of arab descent, from the turbans they wear.

PASSENGER ON A FLIGHT:

If that towelhead goes on my flight, I'm gonna make the airline re-book me onto another flight!

by Piranha August 3, 2005