Tomball High School

A high school in North Houston that claims to be the "Pride of Texas", but hasn't been shit, and will never be shit. Many students are possibly inbred, absolutely ignorant, and the girls are whores that have more diseases than an West African child.

"Have you met that guy that went to Tomball High School?"

"Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with those faggots?"

by Scoreboard Mutherfuckers November 17, 2014

tomball tophat

Yet another name for a mullet. Refering the the hairstyle of the rednecks that live in the town just northwest of Houston, TX.

Check out the Tomball Tophat on Billy Ray Cyrus

by M.P.B March 19, 2008

Tobally

Its a word that you never say, or never mean to say. When you say it your are embarrassed and hang your head over the shoulders of the person writing this definition. Holy cow Tim is laughing on the floor. And Donald just passed out for the eight time tonight. Tobally is the new awesome. Use it whenever you're drinking or going to the bathroom. Tobally sweet.

Oh my goy sweet joke.

Tobally amazing.

Alex just fell asleep on the floor
Tobally.

by Jeah Jeah mmmm Jeah November 13, 2010

Tomball

Hicktown USA. People wear wranglers, flannel shirts, and walk around with hay sticking out of their mouth.

Look at that hick over there in his wranglers- he looks tight.

by Michael Markiewicz February 26, 2005

tomball memorial highschool

It’s the worst place you can ever go to with all thous drugs and everything, they are all hillbilly fags that deserve terminal lung cancer

Hey have you seen anyone from Tomball memorial highschool.

Only one person and he was such a faggot

by Smolbutterboi November 5, 2017

Tomball

A filthy, disease ridden area north of Houston. It is home to many hoodlums, hooligans, hayseeds and harpies. There are some isolated areas of coolness but they are very hard to find. Filled to the brim with that "good old boys" mentality, if any mentality at all.

Also:
A noun used to describe someone from that area. They look like most other rednecks, except with less teeth, education and coherency. They resemble zombies.

Ed: I'm from Tomball.
Houstonian: Oh. I. Am. Sorry. Do. You. Need. Some. Help?
Ed: I said I'm from Tomball. I didn't say I'm slow!
Houstonian: I wasn't aware there is a difference.

Anyone who is missing teeth, sounds like Boomhaur from King Of The Hill, wears wifebeaters, drives a TRUCK, Drinks and drives or would appear on Cops would look "Tomball"

by Nigel Chaos September 2, 2008

Tomball

Hicktown USA. People wear wranglers, flannel shirts, and walk around with hay sticking out of their mouth. People get drunk all the time and there are crazy old men. They are damn rednecks.

Look at that hick over there in his wranglers. He looks tyte.

by Michael Markiewicz February 27, 2005