TOUCHE

A Northern English expression meaning "How Embarrasing"

TOUCHE!

by Jeremiah Hottentot May 26, 2011

touche

when something that has already been said can be applied a second time

Can be used as a synonym for ditto

Sherlocke: This has me stumped my dear Watson

Watson: Touche

by Memon4life January 5, 2012

touche

word used when someone has a point , or has a comeback that makes sense

Person 1: I'm going to win the election as smartest kid in school
Person 2: You're not popula . No one will vote for you.

Person 1: Touche.

by giraffe . December 3, 2014

Touche

someone that is a tool like douche (douche bag)

That guy you were seeing was a total touche !

by r0ck5tar09 June 14, 2011

Touche

Touche; A fancy pedophile word with a bonus "e".

"The old man down the street tried to Touche my kids!"
"What the fuck is Touche!?"
"Fancy pedo language, it means touch."
"That sick fucker."

by Rapin'Babies November 13, 2011

touche

A person who is both a tool and a douche.

I couldn't decide whether Drew is a tool or a douche, so I just consider him a touche.

by 57 Varieties May 1, 2011

touche

Used in Tom n Jerry once when they were fencing

Touche a la pussy cat

by JRiggs August 28, 2005