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Touhou

A series of danmaku shooting games made by one guy under the name ZUN. He is worshiped as a God on many image boards who view his work as some of the best shit ever.

Basically the game involves you flying around as a loli dodging bullets of many a color (blood red, royal blue, cum bubble white, etc.) while laying the beat down on other lolis who want to destroy you for their own personal gain. Usually.

Touhou is popular mainly because of the HUGE amount of fan works and shit other people put out for it, doujins, fan games, and even a trading card game. Tons of inside jokes revolve around the series and charicters and a lot of it is frowned upon outside the small circle of fans by people calling players and fans of the game "pedophiles" and "touhoutards" /a/ and /v/ boards on 4chan say they hate it but only because the majority of them suck nuts at it.

There is a Touhou Wiki and a deticated Touhou image board on Wakachan.
"I can't get past Touhou 8: Imperishable night stage 4 on easy guys." -typical /a/ poster.
"lulz, go back to tetris." -Typical /a/ troll. (Usually sucks at Touhou as well.)
by [DoA] Shunt October 31, 2007
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Touhou

A game created by zun, a game with mythical creatures aka Yōkais but the creatures appeared as cute girls that shoots spell cards and have other abilities. Reimu, the main character, the shrine maiden has to defeat them by throwing balls at them too along with talismans.
I love touhou music! They are so unique!
In touhou, Marisa defeated youmu with her bagua.
by Ghosthatche August 28, 2018
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Touchy McToucherson

Refers to someone who cannot keep their hands to themselves.
by S.P. Sweeney August 3, 2008
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touchy touchy

to be touched physically multiple times in a sexual manner. (hands on thigh, hands on waist, hands on waist)

being touchy touchy also includes being emotional. they act like they’re in a relationship with you when they really aren’t.
massidy was being so touchy touchy at the pool yesterday...

caroline felt that the guy who liked her was being so touchy touchy with her...
by polkadotdaffoldile January 1, 2018
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touhou themed blow job

Just like a normal blowjob but both of the girls fists are shoved up your ass
Touhou themed blow jobs are good for the soul my pal timmy said once, i think.
by yung ass rupturer July 31, 2021
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Hop On Touhou

Slang for rough lesbian sex using a strapon.
by bossofshampoo April 10, 2021
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Touhou 12

when you shove a ufo toy from toy story or smth up your girls ass and then bust a nut inside her
Robert: I Touhou 12'd my girl yesterday
Miller: Dude, we need to stop coming up with these obscure sexual activities on urban dictionary, they're going too far
by fishgaming March 22, 2023
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