text-tosterone

attributed to men who text constantly

Jim : Frank has too much text-tosterone
Mike: I know 300 texts a day is insane!

by Frank Capobianco December 9, 2007

ukulele toter

A person of Islander origin (usually Samoa) that often carry's a ukulele around everywhere and is often a douchebag, causing public disturbances wherever they go.

"I heard the sound of strumming coming from the hallway, oh shit its the ukulele toter, gota blast!

by Kodak skrt February 24, 2017

totoro

my neighbor who lives in a tree with his friend the catbus.

My neighbor Totoro likes to sleep.

by plum2 August 22, 2011

skin toter

A guy with abnormal foreskin.

After a few months with my boyfriend we finally hooked up and I found out he's a massive skin toter.

by Massedrains June 1, 2016

Totoro Hand-Job

When one gets a hand-job from a large hairy man at a bus stop on a rainy day.

Man, Matt was so happy when it finally rained. He'd been waiting for a Totoro Hand-Job for, like, 3 weeks.

by AmericaManofAmerica February 25, 2014

Toterz

The hybridized, super fast-tracked approach to totally totes and definitely deffers .

Q: Wanna smash a six pack Pabst Blue Ribbon?
A: Toterz!

by Norgery Krimplett June 6, 2011

Tooterooski

Booger sugar, blow

We did a bunch of Tooterooski at the goose last night

by george spot November 1, 2019