Tyrone: Yo guys I got a sweet tooth tonight!
Friends: For what man?!
Tyrone: Them tootsie nips on that girl!!
Friends: For what man?!
Tyrone: Them tootsie nips on that girl!!
by Terrell Carmel March 31, 2013
Get the tootsie nips mug.torsonic polarity syndrome is when a person has buttocks where their head should be.
A very serious condition.
A very serious condition.
A woman with an ass for a face has torsonic polarity syndrome.
A man with an arse hole in the middle of his face.
A man with an arse hole in the middle of his face.
by Welsh21 February 2, 2012
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A 9th level spell that can only be casted by the greatest wizards of the realm. When casted, a magical force twists one or both testicles of the persons afflicted, causing immeasurable pain and anguish.
When casted on a person with no junk, the only affects are a mild tummy ache or rampant expulsion of gas from your rectum.
When casted on a person with no junk, the only affects are a mild tummy ache or rampant expulsion of gas from your rectum.
Nice Shopkeeper - "Hello sir, what can I get you today?"
Me, a wizard with a short temper - "TESTICULAR TORSION!!!!"
Me, a wizard with a short temper - "TESTICULAR TORSION!!!!"
by TyrantDweller July 25, 2023
Get the Testicular Torsion mug.Code word used by Bill Murray in early SNL scenes. Wearing sunglasses and acting shady, he'd offer "tootski", then quickly glance around for any narcs, hold a straw to the bump, and say "Go!".
by matatopa January 1, 2010
Get the tootski mug.Lukas : Mmmmm! You like it when I caress your hair in torskerogns slim don't you!
Louise : Oh Lukas you're making my head slimy!
Lukas : Well lucky for you I have another can of torskerogns slim!
Louise : Oh Baby Fuck Me!
Nikolai : Wow looks like Lukas just made Louise open her torskerogns slim again!
Lukas : Ohhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Nikolai : God Damn put that thing away!
Louise : Oh Lukas you're making my head slimy!
Lukas : Well lucky for you I have another can of torskerogns slim!
Louise : Oh Baby Fuck Me!
Nikolai : Wow looks like Lukas just made Louise open her torskerogns slim again!
Lukas : Ohhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Nikolai : God Damn put that thing away!
by bleachedgum April 14, 2021
Get the torskerogns slim mug.The act of specifically kicking someone's left thigh under the dinner table while there is a midget present.
by Ya boi JD January 31, 2020
Get the slap my pop tarts mug.The slash pairing of Mike Nesmith and Peter Tork from The Monkees. Torksmith is often written about in the form of slash fiction.
Person 1: "Did you get that link to that sexy Torksmith story I sent you?"
Person 2: "I did. It was the steamiest fanfiction I've read in a while."
Person 2: "I did. It was the steamiest fanfiction I've read in a while."
by Psychedelic Dreamer February 9, 2014
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