Tortellini

Tortellini is the archdemon of the seventh circle of hell.

Beware for Tortellini is the most powerful of the archdemons.

by Thoulur January 16, 2019

torbed

"Being Torbed" is a humorous term used in the business world to describe someone being expelled or removed from a team due to insufficient performance. The expression is derived from the name "Torben" and signifies the act of exiting a project or team, often due to lack of skills or commitment.

Simon: "Did you hear? Torben got torbed."
Lucas: "I hope I don't get torbed. I'll work hard to make sure it doesn't happen!"

by knuschprig October 14, 2023

Bacon Torpedo

The best innuendo for a dick... ever. Used by thrash metal band Motörhead in their 1987 hit "Eat The Rich" off of the "Rock And Roll" album.

Did I mention that it's the single greatest innuendo for a dick EVER!?!?

What's for breakfast?
Two eggs and a bacon torpedo!!!

by REDWHITEnCrue25 April 14, 2006

Tooted

A truck or suv (usually clapped out) who’s owner could only afford to lift the front. Thus, the shitbox is given a squatting appearance. Common with ‘Lina boys

Darrell: How come ya box only got a lift in da front? Why u runnin bald mud graps on 30 inch wheels?
Cleetus: Cuz I like my shit tooted. I stay stargazing. Drove my cousin Susanna around after we got done fucking last night.

by oorahmarines April 28, 2020

torpedo tits

A pair of breasts that are the perfect combination of bulbous and pointy. On bulbous breasts, the nipples/aereolae often don't appear prominent, laying relatively concentric on the roundness of the breast. On pointy breasts, the nipples/aereolae are prominent to an extreme such that the breasts appear cone-like. Torpedo tits, however, combine these two types; being very full with nipples/aereolae that jut forward with a parabolic curvature, in an inviting fashion, akin to the rounded point of the nose of a submarine torpedo. Most people find them to be the most attractive of all tits.

Tracy Lords, Samantha Fox and Mandy Dee have all been noted as having perfect torpedo tits!

by BCDixon71 July 17, 2021

Meat Torpedo

The male genitalia. Think about it.

My girl friend wakes me up early at least three times a week by just tugging on my meat torpedo.

by JimmyEatBalz May 22, 2009

Tennessee Torpedo

The insertion of a amputated stump into a woman's vagina

She wanted it rough so I gave her the Tennessee Torpedo

by nu88y December 10, 2012