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Torres

A huge family spread all over Mexico but all usually have the same characteristics such as brawling,alcoholic, hot headed ,psychotic people that usually always have some sort of chip on their shoulder but can be civilized when need to be and are nice and caring as long as you do not run them the wrong way.
Friend 1 : "Let's mess with this guy:
Friend 2 : " idk man he's a Torres"
by El parrandero December 30, 2018
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Torres

he is a fucking god, and will murder anyone who gets in the way of him. He loves to beat children in his spare time. He also hates his wife...
Torres, is coming...
by Orlando eats phat pussy April 12, 2022
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torres

torres people can be crazy
this torres family is crazy
by poopy.boo March 6, 2023
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Torres'd

I really Torres'd that up.
by Jabo Ibehre September 19, 2011
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Torres drought

1. When a man is not able to score. Named after the famous footballer Fernando Torres during his 24 game scoring drought for Chelsea. Scoring not necessarily only related in football terms but also scoring in terms of getting girls.

2. An expensive acquisition that does not fulfill needs causing a prolonged shortage.

3. A dry tropical area, that looks like shit.
Lad 1: 'Kyle hasn't pulled a bird in months now mate, whats up with him?

Lad 2: 'I don't know mate, he's on a full on Torres drought.'

Lad 1: 'Where'd you get that iPhone from? I thought you had a Blackberry?

Lad 2: 'Yeah I did but it was doing my head in, quite expensive and it was always broken. A torres drought to my mobile needs.
by Abarsh August 5, 2012
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Torres Strait

A series of islands located between Queensland, Australia and Papua New Guinea.
Badu Islander: Oi Bala, where abouts in Torres Strait you from?

Saibai Islander: I come from Saibai

Badu Islander: Fuck off back to Saibai you dumb cunt before I knock you out. No more act oslem mepla!!

Saibai Islander: sorry bala, I go back Saibai and have sex with an ugly, flea infested New Guinean woman.
by Suck My Kakurr August 16, 2010
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Torres straight island

WHY YOU SEARCHING THIS UP!!!! HAHA!! Go look on your maps or better yet go back to google and see if you can find that place 🤦🏽 ♀️
Your so dumb for not knowing where Torres straight island is💀😅
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