Tourettes Guy

A drunk, overweight man who happens to have Tourettes Syndrome. Tourettes Guy enjoys yelling, swearing and destroying. He is often filmed philosophizes on topics such as the difference between pissing and shitting out the window, the evil of head and shoulders, problems with Colgate Toothpaste (ONLY the one with Tarter Control) and how banana's deficate. Possibly the funniest man alive to date. Made famous by www.tourettesguy.com and it's creators.

PISSING OUT THE WINDOW AND SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!


Jon: You seen Tourettes Guy yet?
Scott: Hell yeah. I want Tourettes now!

by Printnamehere December 11, 2004

Traffic Tourettes

Uncontrollable bursts of profanity (like tourette syndrome) experience while stuck in traffic.

*talking on phone* "So yeah, then Kim turned around and MOTHER F&%@ER WHERE DID YOU F!^@ING LEARN TO DRIVE YOU PIECE OF $#!&! ... Anyway, so Kim says to me"

"Dang bro, sounds like you have some nasty traffic tourettes."

by b3rk February 9, 2009

Lying tourettes

Someone who lies for no reason at all. They lie about the smallest things. They think no one can detect it but in most cases it is extremely obvious

Why is she saying that? it's obviously not true!, It's because she has lying tourettes

by blackbird123 October 8, 2011

tyrettes

it is a disorder when the only words u can say is 'innit' 'i aint bovvered', 'am i bovvered', 'face bovvered'
and they love doctor so much they spend thousand on doctor who figures

mandem u have tyrettes innit thats bare gay

by chubby chungus June 7, 2020

Religious Tourettes

An affliction most commonly with those who attend a religious congregation frequently, inwhich the person yells out affirmations of what the religious speaker is saying. It is found mostly in the christian religion.

Common Words and phrases yelled are hallelujah, amen, glory be with us, and praise jesus.

That woman keeps yelling hallelujah at the preacher... I think she has Religious Tourettes.

by Adam Hobbs October 19, 2008

e-tourettes

A case of Tourette's syndrome via text on the internet. Very common in the forums of MySpace.

I was having a calm discussion with Toad, and next thing I knew his text was bold caps locked obscenities. I think he has e-tourettes. It was pure assbaggery.

by ferlishious April 30, 2008

Jagerbomb tourettes

The inexplicable tendency to blurt out the word jagerbomb when ordering 2 civilised pints at the bar.

Can I have two pints of your finest JAGERBOMB ale please JAGERBOMBS sir.....JAGERBOMBS!!!! Jagerbomb tourettes

by hornedog November 6, 2010