topherface

the face one makes when they are tirelessly trying to convince you that they are right (about what, it does not matter).

"As he tried to explain why Dr. Drew is not a doctor, you should've seen him. "Classic" topherface."

by ProgPrincess December 19, 2009

Topher Grace

The most talented and sexiest man ever. He has had very succesful movies and show. He is in That 70's show, Win a Date with Tad Hamilton, Traffic, P.s., Mona Lisa Smile, In good Company, and Oceans 11 & 12. His real name is Christopher, but he changed it to Topher because he hated people calling him Chris.

I want to have my way with Topher Grace.

by Devon King May 13, 2005

Topher

A cheese-ball who everyone is just forced to love because of his adorableness and innocence. Also the world’s holder of the most nicknames and best name. A Topher, not to be mistaken with a gopher, is your typical boy next door times one thousand. He is adorable, yet attractive and vulnerable, yet manly. He can be a bit ignorant but it only makes him more of a Topher. He has a one true love who makes him even more of a sweet guy.

friend 1: Hey did you meet that new cheese-ball next door?

friend 2: Yeah he’s a Topher and my new best friend.

by wanderlust-roxie August 21, 2012

Topher

The sweetest, sexiest, most perfect guy on this planet who will make you laugh harder than you knew you could. Time spent with Topher is never wasted and never forgotten; it is never enough.

I'm so glad Topher's all mine!

by careohline February 5, 2010

dirty topher

To fuck someone's throat whilst hanging from a pull-up bar, or another high-hanging object.

While doing naked pull-ups the other day, my girlfriend walked face-first into my erect penis, so I proceeded to give her a DIRTY TOPHER

by TGsr918 June 7, 2020

Topher

n. The other half of Christopher, an alternate for Chris.

SOme people call him Chris, but he prefers Topher.

by Chris Beddow April 14, 2004

Topher

Nuff said folks.

Fan girl 1: "Oh my boobs, is that Topher???"
Fan girl 2: "No that can't be, Topher is waaay cooler."
Fan girl 1: "YES IT IS!! ZOMGZZOMFGZZ<?:~{}{!"}£"%!!!"
Fan girl 2: "ARGHHH IT IS!! LET GO LUBRICATE HIM!!"
*lots of squeaking and happiness*

by GotTheMoooves June 5, 2009