Head apparel enthusiast, total playa and overall badass. Expert driver but can pilot if necessary. Enjoys excessive speed. Knows importance of Bros before Hoes. Good in bed. However, shit at pool.
by #bigdickedzak August 30, 2013
Get the Topeemug. by joe mccurdy December 15, 2007
Get the topemug. by buggz April 9, 2008
Get the topemug. A major aspect of driving in Mexico, where large speed bumps — called "topes" — frequently appear in the middle of a major road, often without any sign or other warning.
The topeness of the Transpeninsular is really killing my Mazda — I think I lost the muffler in in San Vicente.
by Inkmine July 27, 2007
Get the topenessmug. Darlo street slang - short for totes inappropes which is of course short for "totally inappropriate".
by Cozza999 June 22, 2009
Get the topesmug. by NettiConfetti September 26, 2010
Get the Topesmug. 