torpid

Slow.

Get your ass down here, you torpid bag of shit!

by Jesus January 17, 2003

too-pid

The way my grandmother says stupid when she is not wearing her false teeth.

<Grandma> BobbyT.com why the fuck are you alwayt atting to too-pid?

by bt February 20, 2003

tooping

to text while pooping

Jessica: "Chris! what are you doing in there?!"
Chris:"im tooping!! go away!!"

by Tamali's!! May 12, 2009

torpid

sluggish, lacking enthusiasm, lacking excitement.

The public's torpid response to John McCain's candidacy was electrified when he nominated Sarah Palin.

by Old-School-Con October 23, 2008

ToRpiD

–noun
1. The act of ToRpiD
2. The fishing line containing the lure and hook for use in fail trolling on a forum.
3. To talk absolute shit, repeating everything they say.
4. An incest faggot, directly related to the manson family.

1. A ToRpiD would say something like "I feel sorry for you, having 13 legs and an orange head."
2. o rly?
3. Take what little grammar you have and go back to school, mang.
4. OH NOEZ PLEZ NO?! I'm sorry if you cant come up with a single logical argument
5. lol ur a kool kid arent u

by JesusHadAegis February 19, 2009

Toopie

A very nervous alcoholic who is sketchy even about things such as; 2-liters of mountain dew, ticks, and flaming badgers named gavin.

Bill:"Holy that kid over there is a toopie!"

Frank:"Ya for real.. he is even scared of that flaming badger check it out!"

by Killercooper June 23, 2010

topid

a person who is an extrememly amazing boyfriend. They always have your back.

OMG, did you see my new topid, isnt' he just soo amazing. I love my new topid soo much.

by lion and caveman November 7, 2010