Toolish Behavior

An act that is completely absurd, something that only a tool would do.

Guy 1: Is that guy really trying to show off his six-pack?

Guy 2: Toolish behavior, thats what it is.

by Datson December 9, 2008

toolish-ness

An act of extreme toolitude.
Can be performed by a professional tool, or by someone who is not really a tool. Basically, anyone can perform and act of toolish-ness

Dude, last night, i was pwning on Halo 3, but then some major DB cubed pulled an act of extreme toolish-ness, and ended my killing spree.

by Master McHam October 10, 2007

tootish

the art of being rude, or acting like a toot.

the lady at the store was yelling at me, and acting so tootish.

by belljingle June 24, 2016

toolshelf

A loser who tries to impress you by telling you stories about how cool he is. The problem is, his bullshit stories aren't even that good. Slightly less annoying than a toolshed, but more annoying than a tool.

Did you hear that toolshelf bragging about his collection of 80s music on vinyl?

by rotom September 25, 2005

TOOLism

someone or somthing that believes that TOOL has the most powerfull and moving music. Also they follow the ways of Maynard James Keenan in believing that "...music isn't all about the lyrics but also about the music itself, otherwise people would be selling out with spoken word tours. The music carries the emotion, the lyrics help define where that emotion is going"-MJK.

He is so obsessed with TOOL, he might as well consider himself part of that TOOLism

by Michael Daniel February 6, 2006

toolshed day

The annual white person holiday on October 1st in which a game of tug of war is played and the loser gets sewn to the toolshed. If you're lucky, you'll get a visit from butterman.

Oh no! I lost the game of tug of war! Get the sewing machine.

Butterman visited you on toolshed day! No way!

by GA Bees May 21, 2017

Toolshed

A word describing a giant douchebag, that uses money to make himself look cool. Mainly, however, it is a kid who tries to be something he is not.

Peterson bought us some sweet shades yesterday. That kid is a big toolshed.

by Balls Finnigan January 29, 2009