tooltard

someone who exceeds the rankings of a tool and a retard. Both a tard and a tool, thus, tooltard

Person 1: this dude is retarded
Person 2: he is such a tooltard

by Dorien A. February 10, 2007

toolbar

a real douche bag

there was this total toolbar in the pub last night. i should've punched him right in the face!

by charmie September 23, 2009

Toolbarf

The situation that occurs when you've installed so many toolbars into your browser that it crashes whenever you open it.

She had a serious case of toolbarf in her internet explorer as she had installed the yahoo, ask, coupon, google, and aol toolbars.

by A Tech for life February 18, 2013

Toolbar

A toolbar appears on the top of your browser, usally under the address bar. The toolbar you have from a website will give you links back to it. It would have many accesories and new features for your computer.

I downloaded the google toolbar the other day. It allows me to view my searched history, and rate my visited web pages

by k's May 23, 2005

Steamy Toolbar

The act of licking the ass milk off of a door handle that somebody just ass banged.

Tad and Jonathan got drunk, Tad proceeded to ass bang himself on Johnathan's little brother's door handle and then Jonathan licked off the left over ass milk completing the Steamy Toolbar.

by Rumplstilsken December 13, 2006

toolarge

A too large money. 2000$ of money.

Let's do this thing toolarge on the blacktop.

by Peeman1 July 18, 2003

tooltardy

Incapable of using commonplace tools, such as those found in most households, like a hammer, wrench, and screwdriver.

Unable to identify tools by name, fit a wrench around a pipe, or recognize a Phillips Head screw from its bretheren screws, I headed out to Habitat for Humanity, where tool-slung builders take tooltardy wimps like me and turn them into tool wielding weekend warriors.

by vollen July 6, 2009