toodle pip

to toodle pip a dear friend, means to say goodbye in a very friendly way.

toodle pip me ol' deeer!!

by yolande June 24, 2004

toolery

to describe someone doing an act that is so stupid for words.

Bhavya: "I just cut off my finger trying to dissect a kidney"
Laurence: "Such toolery"

Laurence: "MP1 Exam #3 is moved to Monday for all classes."
Kedar: "So when's our test?"
Shivam: "Toolery."

by shkippay95 November 14, 2012

Horny Toddler

A full grown and physically mature adult (18+) who is still a either still a virgin, a premature ejaculator or just plain sexually inexperienced.

GIRL, I threw myself at that horny toddler from the Popeyes Drive thru, we fucked for like 1.5 pumps and then he wanted to be held and shit.

by Ranchgirls November 2, 2020

Toodlepip

Another way of saying goodbye.

"toodlepip john"

by Mattie_B March 28, 2009

toddler dick

A grown man with a 'dick' the same size as a toddler's 'dick'. Really small. Really really small. Cocktail weinerish. A guy suffering from toddler dick will usually get real jealous around preschoolers. These men have been with very few women, out of shame. They tend to spend a lot of time with their mother's, because of their inadequacy in the pants. I'm trying to say, their penis is the same size right now, as an adult, as it was when they were toddlers.

Guy) Why did they get divorced?

Girl) He suffers from toddler dick.

Guy) Toddler dick?
Girl) You, know toddler 'dick'. Same size as a toddlers. Their dick never grew up, like Peter Pan.

by Aunty Annihilator January 1, 2012

toodle-loo

Archaic american form of 'goodbye'. It derives from the french expression "a tout a l'heure" meaning "see you later", and came into vogue in the US particularly after the second world war.

Mim : "Bye-Bye!"

Vim : "Toodle-loo!"

by spungedave March 6, 2010

toodles

A shortened Anglicized version of the French phrase à tout à l'heure which means goodbye.

Sean: So I'll see you tomorrow then!
Jane: Sure thing. Toodles!

by learnedcivilperson February 22, 2010