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Tuberculosis

An often serious lung disease (the number one killer of all time human wise Mycobaterium Tuberculosis otherwise known as Tuberculosis or TB or tuberculosophie is a disease that breaks into your lungs then multiples the victim will also experience coughing up blood pain and fever (sometimes TB is fatal but can be cured)

Tuberculosis is also responsible for the death of Seth Chloe Johnson's dog Sophie
Jamal: i've been coughing up blood and having very mild fevers and i am having trouble breathing!

Jaquise : You've got tuberculosis!
by Lucky rub February 24, 2020
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tuberculosis

The disease resulting from infection by bacteria from the genus Mycobacteria. Primarily caused by complex-forming M.Tuberculosis or M. Bovis the disease is predominantly transmitted by respiratory secretions and suprisingly, is not very contagious. Infection by tubercule bacillus results in chronic lesion-forming in pulmonary tissues. Disease progression is long-term and lesion dissemination can be fatal.
It would appear i have bleeding lungs. What a day for tuberculosis what?. cough, cough.....
by chez1986 June 11, 2007
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Tuberculosis

Taco Bell. Each is represented by the same abbreviation and one is likely to get tuberculosis just from eating taco bell. But damn if it doesn't just hit sometimes.
Yo Marcus, we why leavin' the club? It's that time dawg, you know I'm tryna hit up that young tuberculosis
by Gregor Ford February 11, 2022
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tuberculosis

Also known as consumption, tuberculosis or TB is a common and deadly infectious disease caused by mycobacteria. It attacks the lungs and respiratory system, but can also attack the central nervous system, the lymphatic system, the circulatory system, the genitourinary system, bones, joints and even the skin.

Symptoms include chest pains, coughing blood, prolonged coughing, chills, night sweats, pallor, lose of appetite, weight lose, and easy fatigue. Though tuberculosis is not known for being especially contagious, it can be rather easy to transmit, since TB is spread through infected aerosols via coughing, spitting, speaking, kissing, and sneezing. Tuberculosis attacks everybody differently. While it can take months to years for the TB infection to become the TB disease in some people, it can easily become the full flight disease in some people in a matter of weeks.

If left untreated, TB causes death. (duh)

Since tuberculosis is caused by a bacteria, treatment is available via antibiotics, though there is currently no vaccine for adults.

Due to medicial attention toward HIV and AIDS, tuberculosis has resurged.
On a lighter note, tuberculosis is probably the most overused disease found in historical manga/anime.

Wait, that's not good...
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e March 14, 2008
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Troyberculosis

An emotional disease, that mainly affects the heart. When you are sighted by a wild Troy, you will be instantly randy and willing to get filled with his hot beast. No known cure has been discovered, there is however, a remedy; If you fondle Troy's sack aggressively, squeeze both his nipples thrice and softly whisper your darkest fear to him, he will retreat
Dude 1: My wife has a serious case of Troyberculosis...
Dude 2: How can you tell?
Dude 1: Our child looks exactly like Troy! The missus didn't stand a chance.
Dude 2: Mate... Troyberculosis only affects males. I think your wife may of just fucked Troy...
Dude 1: Shiiit
by GozUnlimited April 3, 2020
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taberculosis

having an excessive amount of tabs open on an internet browser.
Dude, why do you have 20 tabs open? I think you might have taberculosis...
by itchycolt May 18, 2017
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toboreculosis

Highly contagious boredom that nearly kills you. Not to be confused with toboreculocus, highly contagious boredom spread by insects.
I can't come to work today, I've got toboreculosis
by Simon Christopher Blair III March 30, 2010
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