metric crap-ton

A ginormous amount, so large such that one prefers a generic measurement rather than a precise number.

Dude, you have a metric crap-ton of DVD's.

by TheBearded1 November 1, 2008

metric butt ton

A large quantity of something, usu. intended to be greater than hugantic or ginormous but regardless is referring to multiple items or actions.

All right, recruit--I'd better see me a metric butt ton of shoe polish on those boots or I'm gonna rip you a new one!

-or-

I'm afraid I can't join you and the lads for the croquet match today, as I have a metric butt ton of wallhangings to color-coordinate before the Gimp arrives this evening.

by Macslacker February 4, 2006

kevin ton

One of the few saviors of ska and the rudeboy culture. Known for spreading the message of goodness and fun through ska, rocksteady, and reggae music; is widely know for teaching the people how to skank and rock.

Person #1: Yo, you know that cat Kevin Ton?
Person #2: Yeah brotha! He taught me how to skank yesterday.

by Matt Golf March 23, 2008

Crap Ton

The word for many many many amounts of something. Used as a an exaggeration

Ella ate a crap ton of guacamole😋🤤

by Joshey2284 June 10, 2021

metric shit ton

Like a metric assload, a metric shit ton is exactly 204.62262 pounds more than a shit ton.

"ph33r! Dr. Eccles gave us a metric shit ton of homework."
"Crapping Christ, I've got a metric shit ton of bitches to call tonight."

by pinano July 9, 2004

do the ton

Refers to going 100 mph or faster in a vehicle, specifically a cafe racer style motorcycle.

Do the Ton!

Or

After an engine rebuild this old bike can now do the ton.

by TobyDanger September 8, 2012

ton-up boy

A "rocker" or a "ton up boy" was an adolescent member of 1950s British biker subculture.

"The Ace cafe was a popular hang-out for the ton-up boys."

by Wbane October 30, 2013