Tom Brady Tuck Rule

1. Incident made famous in the 2001 AFC Championship game in which Tom Brady appeared to fumble the ball, but the play was reversed when the officials reviewed the play and enacted the "Tuck Rule": "If a QB loses the ball before he has tucked it firmly into his body, even if his intention no longer is to throw it, the play is an incomplete pass." The Patriots went on to become Super Bowl Champions.

2. When, during an act of masturbation, unexpectedly walks in and the male perpetrator must swiftly and handily tuck their genitals in between their legs.

1. Kyle Boller was prepared to face his 5th fumble of the game when the officials mercifully enacted the Tom Brady Tuck Rule.

2. Steve's comfortable day alone in the house ended in horror when his little sister came home early and into his room, forcing a quick, desperate enactment of the Tom Brady Tuck Rule.

by Edwin December 5, 2005

Tom Brady

A man who kisses his son on the lips, and was alive during the cretaceous period

He shoved his penis into his son so hard he got him pregnant, so he pulled a Tom Brady

by TomBradyHellaGAy November 4, 2019

The Tom Brady

the act of ejaculating into a woman (or man's) "butt chin"

Dude i totally did the Tom Brady right into her chin!

by npmarko November 23, 2011

Tom Brady

New England Patriots quarterback. Disliked by most men outside of New England not only because he usually spanks their respective teams but also because most of their girlfriends think of Tom Brady during intercourse.

"My girlfriend had three orgasms with me last night,thanks Tom Brady!"

"did you see the colts last night? They looked like a high school ladies football team!Thanks Tom Brady"

by Devon B February 10, 2008

Tom Brady gay

A man who enjoys giving mouth pleasure.

Your Tom Brady gay dude.

by Stanley McGumtion May 27, 2018

Tom Brady

A person that wins frequently but upon losing turns into a complete introverted crybaby.

After Tyler lost that race yesterday, he stormed off the track and didn't talk to anyone for the rest of the day. He was acting like a total Tom Brady.

by Stephen Vassen May 25, 2007

Tom Brady

The root cause of Tuberculosis.

I think I got Tom Brady from my last trip to Indonesia.

by whodatwhodere? January 5, 2008