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Tomonday

when, on a Friday, a teacher or boss starts to say "tomorrow", but realizes that tomorrow is Saturday and nobody will be around to do anything, and so changes halfway through the word to say Monday.
Teacher: "Class, don't forget that your field trip money is due Tomonday."
by sarahshifra May 3, 2009
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TomMonster

The modern day TomMonster of the 2020s differs drastically from the 2000s TomMonster in a lot of rather interesting ways I think. The previous TomMonster would require sexual activities daily as a form of exercise and entertainment. The current TomMonster can go without for a substantial period of time. Anthropologists believe that this is due to a large influx of Soy and other products such as Sun Flower seed oils, GMO foods from non organic products, copious amounts of alcohol and chicken replacing beef that is increasing estrogen. The TomMonster is more in like with the average person than an actual monster. We are not sure if the TomMonster is faking it or if it has actually changed. More research needs to be done.
The TomMonster of the 2020s is more like a giant teddy bear than the TomMonster of the 2000s.

The TomMonster likes to keep to himself and does not like to harm anyone whether it’s an animal or a male or female. It doesn’t seem to have a propensity for violence like the previous TomMonster did.
by YeahBuddyLW September 9, 2023
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topmonhit

A man who licks his own anus with another man pinching his own ass, in a form of sexual intercourse with two gay males, most likely driven by sexual video game charactors, and they always use orgy butter brand anal gel.
Did you here? I heard Jack gave a topmonhit to his friend Joe last night!
I knew he was gay, he's a topmonhit for christs sake.
DUDE, I just met a topmonhit and he said touch my ass. O__O
by Jonathan P Reilly June 11, 2006
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tomongous

Someone that is freakishly muscular. Anyone that is at the arnold classic in Columbus, Ohio. It's some kind of changed form of the word humongous; see also Ginormous.
Dorian Yates is tomongous, and if you make him mad, you hurt.
by JT Chamberlain September 10, 2005
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Tomonobu Itagaki

Head of Team Ninja, a devoloping team of Tecmo. He is widely known for creating Dead Or Alive. He often makes controversial remarks about other developers and titles, mainly Tekken.

When Dead Or Alive first came out, it saved Tecmo from going out of business because of its "revolutionary" option of bouncing breasts.
Tomonobu Itagaki needs to stop hating on Tekken.
by Miyaviya June 7, 2007
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toltonian bargain

A bargain between two individuals in which one party receives both a sexual favor AND has the other person do their chores. It may seem imbalanced, and it is.
Person 1: Hey, would you mind doing my laundry?

Person 2: Only if you let me give you a blow job.

Person 1: Wow, that's definitely a toltonian bargain, but I'm still definitely into it.

*Proceeds to do laundry and suck member
by S-Shape on-lock2 October 7, 2013
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Tomoneehole

Emmanuels Fat Asshole made this word after femi shat it out his mouth. Often used to describe a sket who touches pedophiles in the garden shed at schi
Wow femi is such a tomoneehole
by Sxnpxi_xo February 8, 2020
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