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Laffer Taffer

A sexual act involving a woman or a man melting Laffy Taffy's directly into his or her anus. The burning, cult sensation was made popular in San Francisco night clubs in the early 80's by Bar Rescue star Jon Taffer.
"Hey, lets melt some Laffy Taffy in our butts before sex. I bet it burns nice, they did it in the 80's. Its called a Laffer Taffer."
by JustinFig November 25, 2011
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sticky toffee

Is a piece of shit so dense it literally feels like dropping rocks in the toilet. It leaves thick residue on ones anus which forces your butt cheeks shut
That taco just gave me the sticky toffee
by Double triple May 15, 2016
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soft toffee

If yo pimp hand ain't strong just soft toffee dat ho!

I still can't believe you soft toffeed George's mom last night!?
by lemony snickers February 9, 2015
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Toffee Tits

Phrase used to describe a female with deliciously looking breasts
MAN! that broad has got some fine ass toffee tits!
by jimmydazzler March 8, 2011
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toffee toe

When having sex with your partner and your toe catches them up the ass and it leaves a poo mark on your toe.
Oh look I have a toffee toe. Or Damn I have a toffee toe, please pass some toilet paper.
by Houseylady May 19, 2018
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Taffer

A word invented by the now-defunct Looking Glass Studios, used as a slang term in their 'First-Person Sneaker' release, Thief: The Dark Project (So named because of the games engine, which is simply called 'Dark' because of it's innovative use of light and darkness in gameplay.)

Taffer, insofar as the game environment is defined--is a bastardization of the word 'Trickster', a pagan deity with druidic tendencies. Much in the same way that the interjection 'Geez' in our English language is a bastardization of 'Jesus', the Christo-Catholic Messiah.

No direct denotation is given to the word 'Taffer', but from it's use, we can take it to be synonymous with many different nouns depending on how it's used. It can also be used as a verb:

Thief, Fool, Jerk, Joker, etc.
Noun(1): "Give that back this instant, you taffer!"

Verb(1): "Quit taffing around!"
Verb(2): "You mean he managed to fit -both- his hands up his gaping asshole?! You're taffing me!"
by Ashtar the Fox March 22, 2003
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Gusset Tuffet

A small, round ball of feces resident in the gusset of one's underwear. Unlike a traditional butt nugget, the Gusset Tuffet works itself free from the recess of one's ass crack but goes unnoticed until the undergarment is removed. Gusset Tuffets are long suspected of being the primary source of skid marks.
Roger took a nasty dump at the office. He thought he wiped clean but realized later he had been walking around with gusset Tuffets all day.
by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2015
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