On The Toff

A term for someone who is drunk beyond comprehension.

“ Oh for fuck’s sake.”
“What?”
“Shirley’s on the toff again.”

by amfinn23 November 25, 2017

Toff

Well done or high quality, another way to spell ‘tough’ but is always used in a positive manner.

That outfit is Toff bro.

by indigoali33 December 8, 2021

Toff

The act of having another man's dick in your ass consensually.

I love being Toff'd

by Toffmcsoft September 16, 2021

Toff

Someone like my good self living in Kensington, frequenting Chelsea and Soho. Public schoolboy, rather well to do, with decent manners. Our women can be described as a little "ok-yar".

"Hugo, lets go shoot some grouse"

by Tarquin Xavier-Maximus October 28, 2003

toff

a person of privileged upbringing, well educated, good looking, well dressed and usually polite are referred to as toff by those who are not any of the above.

"Yo blud, wot r dem toffs do'in in da hood"

by another ampleforth boy December 25, 2009

Toff

absolute fucked up wanker, usually very soft

fuck off you toff

by God#28 April 13, 2004

toff

Some quality folk, who congregate in an upper class establishment such as The Royal Agricultural College, Cirencester and take part in upper class activites, such as polo and hunting. Bring it on!

Lord Sebastian Seymour

by Arabella Tomlinson-Brown May 13, 2005