todger

Name: todger Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
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1: "Hey dude do you wanna see my massive todger?"
2: "Sure, is there one or 2?"
1: "Only one but ill let you play with it if you want."

todger by Blunkay June 14, 2024

Todger

The imprint of an erect, non-curved penis on a food item.

"Bruh, someone slapped their todger on my pizza"

Quite simply a devote lesbian, who has no affiliation with the male sex organ.

Someone who is a 100% lesbian or someone who has an extreme allergic reaction to penis (male and female).

"Did you see that women explode when she gave orall"
"look at her shaven head, army boots yep she is a Todger Dodger"

1.vagina, derived from todger meaning penis, and pocket, a place where you put things
2. a pocket where you keep your penis

1. i boned your mom in her todger pocket yesterday
2. these pants come with a built in todger pocket

No chance of pulling in this place lads . . . There's more Todger Dodgers here than on a BBC panel show.

Keep talking to daddy like that and I’m gonna have to todger whip you