Todd Howard
Todd Howard by Iron1984 June 23, 2021
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Todd Howard is also known as the god of lies.
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
Tell me lies, tell me, tell me lies
Oh, no, no you can't disguise
You can't disguise, no you can't disguise
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
Tell me lies, tell me, tell me lies
Oh, no, no you can't disguise
You can't disguise, no you can't disguise
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
Skyrim has infinite quests (Lie made by Todd Howard)
Fallout 3 will have 200 endings (Lie made by Todd Howard)
It just works! (Lie made by Todd Howard)
Fallout 3 will have 200 endings (Lie made by Todd Howard)
It just works! (Lie made by Todd Howard)
Todd Howard by ™One January 7, 2019
Todd Howard
Todd Howard by Obama's 2 dad March 5, 2019
Todd Howard
The personification of the Napoleon complex. An absolute manlet. Short-tempered, always compensating and prone to telling tall tales, tiny Todd exhibits the classic symptoms of suffering from a Napoleon complex deluxe, undoubtedly due to him being a petite and effeminate runt of a sissy manlet boy. This terminally insecure turbo-manlet ruined many video games with his pathological lying. The desperate act of a little man with a big Napoleon complex.
Hey, isn't that tiny Todd Howard riding on a Skeever over there? That utterly insignificant manlet is probably on the way to his hobbit-hole to order high heels and hookers online!
Todd Howard by ManletDepreciator July 21, 2024
Todd Howard Special
VERB
1 To alter something in minor ways and republishing it as something entirely new
2 To never bug fix anything ever
1 To alter something in minor ways and republishing it as something entirely new
2 To never bug fix anything ever
Did you see Skyrim Anniversary? It's got fishing now, I bet they gave a community made mod the Todd Howard Special
Todd Howard Special by Black_Wolfy August 25, 2021
Todd Howard Marriage
A marriage that really should not exist. They argue, bicker, fight, etc. yet they stay together. It just works.
"Dude, Becky and Jason's relationship is such a Todd Howard Marriage! How are they still together?"
"I don't know, it just works."
"I don't know, it just works."
Todd Howard Marriage by Theoremist January 27, 2024
Todd Howard's high heels
Apart from telling tall tales about video games and giving standing blowjobs to ZeniMax executives and true to the nature of the inherently effeminate and preposterously puny and petite stunted sissy manlet fairy that he obviously is, Little Napoleon Howard enjoys prancing about town wearing a variety of fabulous and fanciful high heels on his nasty, little feet, including but not limited to: thick-soled sneakers (undoubtedly containing insoles), boots with stacked heels, platform shoes (obviously), high heels (naturally), stilettos (only for his sugar daddy) and stilts (when grocery shopping all by himself like a big boy). A particularly infamous and hilarious photo beautifully showcasing Tiny Todd's ever-present, deep-seated and overpoweringly potent manletism-induced inferiority complex, taken at the 2015 Fallout 4 video game launch event in Los Angeles, features the illustrious Kaley Cuoco and Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard amongst others. Shamefully grinning while standing on his tip toes (for shame!) like the literal subhuman that he is and while being towered over by absolutely every man, woman and child in the vicinity, Tiny Todd was most likely thinking about ending it all by hanging himself from a table lamp with a string of dental floss upon returning in defeat to his hobbit-hole that night.
Manmore 1: Hey, why are there a bunch of doll shoes lying in the street over there? Manmore 2: Those are Todd Howard's high heels. The dwarfed Oompa Loompa was crossing the street with an armful of high heels when a gust of wind just blew him away. Manmore 1: Manlets BTFO. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!
Todd Howard's high heels by ManletDepreciator September 11, 2024