toats

A b3tan way of saying toast

Q) Is it tiem for toats yet?
A) No. It is teh tiem for fluff!
R) YAY!

by nowimboard April 17, 2008

TOAT

Twat of All Things, or Twat of All Time. The polar opposite of GOAT.

Milo Yiannopoulos is a TOAT.

by hottest toat December 13, 2016

toats

an inappropriate way of writing 'totally'.

Gabbie Richards is not allowed to say 'toats'.

by the unknown w@nker July 24, 2011

TOAT

Stands for "tenth of a ton", i.e. 200 pounds, and is used to refer to women of such size. There are also "over toats", which is , of course OVER 200 lbs. This term can be used freely and should replace BBW as a general term for overweight women. A BBW could be a TOAT, but not all TOATs are Big Beautiful Women.

" I no longer wondered why that Honda Civic scraped the ground pulling into Dairy Queen after I saw the two TOATS get out and rush the counter."

Queen Latifah is a BBW and probably a TOAT, but the fatty at Walmart in sweats and flip flops buying cigs, grape soda and circus peanuts is just a TOAT.

by HAL9010 December 1, 2010

toat

A goats taint on a hot summer day.

It's so hot out here, I feel like a toat.

by TeeJayDubDub August 20, 2019

toat

Pronounced "t-oh-t", similar to "boat" or "moat".
1 Used to show agreement with a previous statement.
2 Used to demonstrate intensity of an adjective (just like the word "very") (ex.: I got toat wet).
3 Used as a general positive adjective (ex.: very toat).
4 An abbreviation of the word totally.”

1 "Want to go see a movie tonight?"
"Toat!"
2 "I got toat wet."
3 "Yeah, it was pretty toat."

by Ch&Ca January 2, 2009

toat

simply put, a toadgoat

There's a particularly nasty toat that lives down the road in Larry's field and it will eat your shirt as you walk by if you don't feed it 3 pounds of canned flies.

by HerbalJoe February 22, 2003