Teaked

The act of only having a little weed but not being high yet. The same as being buzzed from alcohol.

Bro, I've only had one and a half bowls so I'm teaked.

by hippster_patrol August 26, 2011

tonked

To be soundly beaten, especially in sports.

Man City got tonked by Chelsea last night! 4-0? Ouch!

by ColinZeal August 7, 2006

Tlaked

A seemingly innocent common error made in a text when your friend's ex-girlfriend texts you misspelling 'talked' intending to say "Hey! We haven't talked in a while...", however in reality 'Tlaked' is meant as a sexual invitation that will undoubtedly leave your friend furious with you after you have ravaged his ex with passionate sex in his backyard. Often the friendship is ruined however in cases of a 'Double-Tlaked' in which each party tlaks each others ex the betrayal is neutralized.

Brandon : "Dude, did you hear George and his girlfriend broke up?"

Jess : "Yeah, she sent me a text saying we haven't Tlaked..."

Brandon : "You would tlak his ex so soon? Damn dude' that's cold"

by Zeus Alexander Neverwinter February 10, 2010

Texas turkey takedown

A term used for a lie about kicking someones ass. A Texas turkey takedown is a imaginary move or myth. No one has ever seen the Texas turkey takedown. It is a made up move by yankees, mostly from the pennsylvania area.

Hey buddy, back in PA i totally did the Texas turkey takedown on that fella, then i talked to him about Seinfeld.

by Mann Jr October 31, 2007

illegal takedown

What the persecuted Orange One has hallucinated occurred via the Special Counsel’s investigation into Russian influence on the 2016 US Election.

This was an illegal takedown that failed.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2019

toked

wut u are after u toke, aka HIGH

dude that was sum good weed...i am toked as a mutha fucker

by STEVE STOKES IS GAY June 3, 2003

Maf Talk Takedown

Maf Talk Takedown (MTT) is short for Mid-Atantic Mafia 4th Quarter Takedown. This is a trick play used by the Southern Grits to defeat the Mid-Atlantic Region for the 2018 4th Quarter game. When this phrase is spoke, it has been known to elicit feelings of internal confidence, extreme domination and victory. The feeling becomes contagious to all who hear it.

Delo passes Lucy in the hall. They both give each other a non and say, "Maf Talk Takedown." Instantly, both teammates become overwhelmed with a sense of being unstoppable.

Juan texts Carlos "MTT". Carlos instantly knows that he's going to have a killer day and if he plays the lottery, he will win.

Terry and Eric see each other across the room. Terry says, "Hey dude. Maf Talk Takedown." Eric runs over for the chest bumps and says, "Maf Talk Takedown bro."

by CapnCam October 21, 2018