Desert Toad

That mate that has to drip dry after a shower, so as to absorb a maximum quantity of water.

Matts been in the shower for ages, the fucking desert toad!

by RudePill April 23, 2017

toad fish

(1) A large, plump fish, not necessarily sporting impressive length but necessarily displaying mass girth.
(2) Anything of impressive girth or that is simply impressive.

(1) The guide pulled the rainbow engorged with salmon eggs from the stream and shouted, "a toad fish."
(2) Eyeing the cupcakes, little Nicky grabbed for the biggest of the lot, screaming "toad fish."

by Chief I January 3, 2007

Toadin

just chillin tryin to eat some flies and fuck bitches

Ong im toadin in Louisville

by Snap-@scotttology August 20, 2020

Toadette

A female version of Toad from Mario. She's pink, shweet, cute and has two braids.

mushroompinkigurlinifty... damnit! examples of wut??? just lemme press send!!!

by bubbles April 7, 2005

Toad-Pullin

The best thing ever. Nothing or nobody comes anywhere near the awesomeness of this, and if someone did they'd probably die instantly. Brings eternal joy to all who know of it, even if just via facebook. May cause unexplained bouts of obsession resulting in the running off the edge of a cliff in pure love for it.

I've just bougt the best thing ever!
-Is it Toad-Pullin?
No...
-Shut up then.

by hamishmcdoogle July 26, 2010

Virgin toad

A turtle that pewdiepie help find a mate. And is always a virgin. Virgin toad’s girl also got stolen by Sven.

You’re going to be alone for a long time you’re going to be a virgin toad

by I smart July 13, 2019

ms toad

Ms toad is a mean old teacher that when she make a still face it resembles a toad face

Bro why you have a still you look like ms toad

by Ms toad August 25, 2019