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I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull

A phrase often said after a friend or loved one has said something so incredibly so atrocious you would feel better off just not being there.

Often used in place of phrases like "Shut the fuck up" "That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard" and "You are a disappointment."
Beta: "That's pretty poggers!"

Schligma: "I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull."
by WatterBottles February 10, 2022
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wrong way to run a railroad

To exclude someone based on rumors or urban legends is the wrong way to run a railroad.
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Getting railed to death

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- Sara Lee commented with a few eggplants, water drop, a train and a ghost emoji and that's a reference to?

- Getting railed to death, yes.
by Larrygotcockblocked November 19, 2019
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railed then tossed to the tracks

An expression defined as a man (bro) engaging in sexual relations with a woman (slampiece or broad) and once the female has performed the task of pleasuring the man, either in forms of vaginal intercourse (slayin' poon), anal penetration (hittin' that ass), or oral sex (gettin' dome); the man no longer has any productive use for the worthless broad. Thus, the man will easily dispose and discard of the woman by "tossing her to the railroad tracks." Problem solved.

One who has successfully completed this process is known as a "conductor."
Broserker: bro, did u end up nailin' that sheba last night?
BrodaciousFlow: yea man, that hoochie got railed then tossed to the tracks like a used rubber.
*fist bump*
by Hoon the Poonslayer September 19, 2010
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Rails To Trails

An American faux exercise/railroad reclamation trend. Derelict train tracks are converted into foot and/or bicycling paths. The minute grades needed for the trains make the trails easily traversable, even by invalids.
I walked fifteen miles on the new Pine Creek Rails To Trails. I walked fifteen hundred feet, on a hiking trail and had to be Medevaced to State College Hospital.
by State Collegian December 27, 2010
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