national slap a titty day

On May 1st we celebrate national slap a titty day. The name explains it all.. slap some tits.

"James stop slapping titties"
"I can't it's national slap a titty day"

by rapidcliche May 25, 2018

Urban Titty Slapping

Urban Titty Slapping is a modern sport in which participants must approach an unsuspecting female stranger (preferably with large breasts), cup her breast with one hand while the other hand repeatedly slaps her breast. The participant must run away before he or she can be held accountable. 1 point is awarded for each Titty Slap, multipliers are awarded if the breast is exposed while slapping and in cases where the titties being slapped are magnificent.

In an amazing milestone in Urban Titty Slapping history, Adrian scored 20 titty slaps in a row and received a multiplier of x3 for slapping an amazing titty.

by DukeyBoy April 18, 2012

Titty Slapper

A Titty Slapper is someone who thinks they are big and scary, so they proceed to slap their titties, also known as a Chest Pounder.

Man, did you see Derek last night when he got into that fight?
Yeah man, he is a real Titty Slapper

by JoshKent February 10, 2019

Tittyslam

When a female slams her breast on your head in a vigorous motion.

My girlfriend tittyslammed my roommate this morning for a wake up call.

by Mattnar December 14, 2014

tittyslappin'

An amazingly fortunate or positive event, impressive beyond words, liberating, an extreme turn of good luck.

"Did you see that new car Tony got? Damn, that's tittyslappin'!"

by luludi July 21, 2009