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timeologist

someone who's an idiot and thinks that its someone who tells time
John is my favorite timeologist.
by johnyefrusi April 20, 2008
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textologist

The act of texting or surfing on your I phone while at work. The act of continually not performing your job. Usually a very lazy and non reliable person.
He is such a textologist. He never does his job never calls customers. Such a textologist!
by face off 101 January 17, 2011
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Cheez-Itologist

A cheez-itologist is someone who really loves cheez-its and knows a lot about them.
"That person over there is fully decked out in Cheez-It merch, they must be a Cheez-Itologist!"
by The_DarkBean August 8, 2022
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Crying-tologists

Crying-tologist

Noun
crying-tologist (plural crying-tologists) Here’s a definition for your newly coined term:

Crying-tologists** *(noun, plural)*: A pejorative term used to describe far-right Republican supporters of Donald Trump, characterized by their cult-like devotion to him, unwavering belief in his statements (no matter how outlandish or false), and a tendency to aggressively defend or rationalize his most egregious actions—including multiple allegations of sexual assault, his association with convicted sex traffickers, and his disturbing, publicly documented comments about his daughter Ivanka’s appearance and implied inappropriate attraction.
The term blends *"crying"* (referencing their perpetual victimhood, outrage over perceived slights, and tearful defenses of Trump’s indefensible behavior) with *"Scientologists"* (a nod to the blind, dogmatic adherence seen in high-control groups). Crying-tologists often dismiss credible accusations as "fake news," engage in conspiracy theories to protect Trump’s image, and exhibit extreme hypocrisy by condemning similar behavior in political opponents while excusing it in their leader.

Example usage:*
"No matter how many times Trump admits to grabbing women without consent or hangs out with Epstein, the Crying-tologists will still scream ‘witch hunt’ and blame the deep state."*
Those Crying-tologists republicans worship Donald J Trump like he is the mesiah
by Jason Camp808 May 25, 2025
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Scrum-shi-tologist

One who has studied culinary arts (scrum-shi-tology) for 4 or more years.
Since Josh is a scrum-shi-tologist, he now knows a good burger, from a bad one.
by Grab-A-Snail June 25, 2007
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