The art of Urinating, Ejaculating, And then Defecating into an amazon box that is large enough to fit in an entire human, And then jumping in for a swim.
by biorokky August 30, 2025
Get the Alabama Tissue Box mug.The act of using a bratwurst/sausage to rip the hymen of a female, just like opening the film on a new tissue box
Person 1: Hey man did you snag Jessica's virginity last night?
Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.
Person 1: right on!
Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.
Person 1: right on!
by Kevin Sanchez February 6, 2018
Get the The German Tissue Box mug.When you insert toilet paper, or tissues into the foreskin of an uncircumcised dick that became wet and sticky from ejaculating, and then pull the napkins out of it like a tissue box.
"Bro, my dick got real sticky from cumming last night, so I decided to tissue box, and blow my nose after. It felt so satisfying to pull the napkins out of my dick."
"Wow, tissue boxing must feel great then."
"Wow, tissue boxing must feel great then."
by Jewrachi March 10, 2026
Get the Tissue Boxing mug.its when someone has got SERIOUS ISSUES n r just completely weird as fuck, with no care or even realise what they say or do is funny but strange
oh my god how funny was emma lastnight, shes off her her head, shes mad! she comes out with some fucked up shit dunt she!
yea she aint all there in the head, she was well makin me laugh she was just doin weird shit, yea shes always like that though isnt she! yea shes got a serious box of kleenex tissues mate!
yea she aint all there in the head, she was well makin me laugh she was just doin weird shit, yea shes always like that though isnt she! yea shes got a serious box of kleenex tissues mate!
by SAMANTHA AND NICOLA November 15, 2006
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