Timpervanous

A male with a ridiculously large number of female friends, but doesn't have the ability to score any of them.

Is that guy ever going to get laid by those chicks? He must be Timpervanous

by The Unknown Avenger February 10, 2009

Tippett

A person who is very good at maths usually male, a person who will go out of his way to prove himself right (especially about maths) and gets rather flustered and confused when he's wrong.

Person 1: How did he work that equation out?

Person 2: He's a bit of a Tippett

by HamHamHamMan September 23, 2011

tempetarian

The act of going vegetarian/vegan for a certain amount of time in order to have a meal that tastes just THAT much better because of the recent lack of meat.

Usually done before holidays where large amounts of food are consumed. (i.e. Christmas, Thanksgiving, 4th of July)

I'm gonna go tempetarian for the month before I come home from school.

by hingaling220 October 27, 2008

Tumpet

A Tumpet is a container used to store used tea bags before being thrown away. Preferably an empty mug.

There isn't a bin right here, I'll just use this empty mug as a Tumpet

by Kguigs June 9, 2018

timperley

A small fishing marina on the southern outskirts of Manc land. Full of faggots and lezzers.

Nelly: Are you coming for a pint in Timperley ?
Paul: Nah its full of fags and lezzers.

by stunty June 24, 2006

timperio

a really cool motherfucker
has very large balls and ass checks but nothing in comparison to he's shwang

haaaaaayy! looooooooook at timperiooooo (must be said in slow motion)

by cockhound mcgee July 7, 2009

Timetable rape

What happens when a social retard (or social savant) has an uncanny knowledge on everything about your timetable and academic events. Thus, in the process violating your sense of academic privacy.
It can also extend to timetable/exams/test memory, where one would constantly remind you of the class(or tests/exams) that you will be having, thinking that for some unknown reason, you, the person whom the timetable is specifically for, would not know what class or important sac you might have. And then to complete the retardation process, they would comment on something else entirely unrelated. e.g. weather.

*not very close acquaintance* saying: "Hey, just thought it would be of a nice manner to remind you that you have an english test next. While i'm at it, let me remind you of how nice the weather is today."

Friend: "dude, that guy just totally timetable raped me."

by R U OKAY August 25, 2012