Timeline Jock

A facebook user who checks your timeline for posts frequently, but never comments on your posts, likes your posts or contacts you.

Wait you know about every post on my facebook page but you never comment on my posts, like my posts or contact me? Are you secretly jocking me? Are you a Timeline Jock?

by Outstandin February 6, 2012

decency timeline

The amount of time knowing or dating someone after which it is considered "decent" or appropriate to do certain things with said person.

Kissing someone on a first date would be considered within the decency timeline, where as banging someone on the first date may, by some, not be.

by Anonymous August 4, 2003

Timeline Rape

When a friend on the popular social-networking website 'Facebook', frequently posts (or tags you) on your Timeline with content that obviously elicits your approval (or otherwise useless content) in an effort to gain your attention, publicize your relationship, or to simply annoy you.

Abraham Lincoln (Status Update)
"Go Wildcats!"
2 hours ago

Ulysses S. Grant likes your status "Go Wildcats!"
Ulysses S. Grant posted a link on your timeline Wildcats beat Jayhawks
Ulysses S. Grant tagged you in a post: "Gettysburg address. -- with Abraham Lincoln"
Ulysses S. Grant posted a link on your timeline Gettysburg Address- Full Speech
Ulysses S. Grant posted a link on your timeline Feline Fetishes

//Good ol' Abe doesn't need to call out Ulysses for this incident as all their mutual friends can clearly see without a doubt, this instance of Timeline Rape.

by someguyinanambulance October 8, 2012

The Picture Timeline theory

Looking at a womans older profile pictures on Facebook to determine when she became a slut.

"Dude, have you noticed how much sluttier Sheryl is getting?"

"I know man! I used The Picture Timeline theory on her and figured out she became a whore around grade 11."

by CrowNasty September 30, 2011

minnesota timeline

According to C. "Roast Beef" Kazenzakis of Achewood fame (www.achewood.com), the Minnesota Timeline is when you see the same lady in two completely different internet photo sets and you notice that she has the same shoes on. Presumably, this could apply to videos as well.

Instances of the Minnesota Timeline were fairly rare prior to the advent of internet connectivity and the mass of pornography sites it brought with it.

by C. Kazenzakis September 11, 2004

Fat-timeline

Using the internet to track someones weight gain (typically from average to fat to obese) over a period of time.

Going on Facebook finding an array of pictures to track the weight gain of a female friend or acquaintance over time and so generate a fat-timeline using the results.

by rhob888 October 3, 2011

Timelines

Timelines

Holographic universe .. seems to be a buzz word …

That would support the notion infinite timelines are possible ..

It’s actually a rather nice thought .. especially the thought maybe even .. we (some of us) actually inhabit more than 1 … like alternate or even there is better versions of us, both out there and possible …

This is why I delete … everything I wrote still exists … and this is a little bat shit I know …

But feel even something like the minute details like what’s on urban .. differ each one … recalibrate perhaps …

I prefer all my musings to what science and the world tell us … believe nature has a cure for everything …

And also the highest timeline possible for myself is perhaps the reason I’m here and yes these are individual yet we live in a collective, free will obviously exists for all … work that out :)

Caught in a spiders web comes to mind

Timelines …. Just gotta get in sync…

by LetsTalkAboutX January 15, 2023