Timberwolf

(N.) A store associate who likes to handle wood, or works in a wood related field. he's always on the prowl for sexy beasts to mate with in the building, and often uses the guise of requesting a broom to bring the rest of his pack in for the action.

Look at Krieger stalking that hottie, what a Timberwolf!

by GBOXBCOPYTHAT February 25, 2010

timberwolf

cunt loving dyke

"boy, that girl is such a timberwolf"

by peiper July 28, 2003

timberwolves

The best team in the NBA with MVP KG, Troy Hudson, and Wally. Timberwolves are just unlucky everytime it comes to playoffs...

The Timberwolves just whooped on that teams ass. Totally embrassed them.

by KG April 29, 2003

timberwolf (tim)

a young, prepubescent boy with an unnatural obsession for videogame sexpots (kosmos, marle, etc); also a "lover" of things of the "bestial" persuasion

That Tim...man, his voice is so squeaky, just like a little girl's.

All of the animals in the barnyard trembled at the sight of Tim...

by Savidj May 31, 2003

Timberwolf (Verb)

1. To Timberwolf – when a an alpha male makes sweet love to a bitch while her chest is pursed against the bark of a tree or any object “timber-like.” Growls and hoofs are made from either alpha male and/or bitch.

Ex. She hugged the oak tree while I timberwolfed her backside by slipping my furry animal into her foxhole.

by jtruongie February 10, 2005

Minnesota Timberwolf

During the heat of intercourse, you rip off your partners limb. You then proceed to masturbate with the severed limb.

I thought we were really having a banging time, until she Minnesota Timberwolf’d my left arm. Fuck.

by Muck Pentagram March 9, 2021

minnesota timberwolves

Ricky Davis is one of the leagues most exciting players, and one of the best dunkers as well. Mike James is one of the most underated players in the league. Randy Foye is probably the best rookie coming outta this draft. Kevin Garnett is simply one of the best players in the NBA.

Watch out for the TWolves in 06.

KG needs a ring. Time to get him one...

Watch out for the Minnesota Timberwolves in 06, cause they on the prowl...

by Big Ticket September 16, 2006