"Looks
like your date went pretty good buddy"
"Uhh I dont know. Is the hug okay? Gimmie some tips man
"Bro, you gotta let things take their natural path. Look, look. Let me explain some junk about dating. Right now your at tier one. Which is hugging. But pretty soon you
will be at tier two. Which is smooching. Then you
will make it down the road to tier 5, where she
will let you discover all fifteen feet of her long, beautiful stomach. And after a while, you
will make it to tier eight, where you touch her horn for the very first time. Very special."
"What about tier fifteen?"
"Stay away from that, do not do tier 15!"