a little rice-burner car that is very girly looking and douchebag guys over-pay for one that is 8 years old and pimp it out with "street glow" stickers and stupid shit from walmart and think its a cool car. its a chick car and isnt that cool no matter what you do to it.
Cory payed $8,000 for a girly Tiburon and got a new oil filter so it sounds cooler when he revs the enginge every time he gets in his car so people look at him.
by Mike Hunt555 February 25, 2008
The worst sports car on the road. Oops, make that car. No wait they still make kia's? Nevermind. If you buy it your a dumbass, or just have knowlage of cars.
I've owned this car 2years and have had nothing but problems...had to replace the clutch, new tires, my drivers side window makes noice as it goes up and down. The sunroof squeaks as it opens and closes like the motor is going. The material around the shift ripped after 3 months...There have been 4 recalls on it already. I had replace 2 bulbs that cost me $160.00. Hyundai customer service is horrible...once you buy the car they don't want to hear it when something goes wrong and depreciation is horrible. I just sold it and bought a Toyota...The best move I made.1.It has been in the body shop to paint under the rear wing twice and they also had to paint the hood and roof on the Tiburon because the paint was webbing. 2.It has also been in the shop twice for brake problems on the passenger front. When I sometimes break the passenger from tire locks up when the car is has antilock breaks. The first time I brought it into the shop they bleed only the passenger front break and said they could not find a problem so they let it leave. It is in the shop for the same problem again but when it locked up in me this time it forced the car to slide to the right hitting a curb. Again the dealership states they have checked the break again and there is not a problem. I have read a few other forums with other owners complaining about the same problem about the passenger front break locking up during breaking. Would anyone have any suggestions where I might go to form a formal complaint. Also, the power windows stopped working and the If anyone has any comments please post them.
Oh yeah recently: My specific problems have been: 1)bad throttle position switch 2)windows and door locks failed--I think d/t inadequate lube and the extreme heat retained in the cabin during the summer months 3)some cold start sensor is bad--pain 'cause the dealer wants you to leave it for a day or two 4)customer service w/Hyundai dealers doesn't seem good anywhere you go--I don't know if it's because you don't pay much for a Hyundai, and thus they don't feel they owe you much?
Oh yeah recently: My specific problems have been: 1)bad throttle position switch 2)windows and door locks failed--I think d/t inadequate lube and the extreme heat retained in the cabin during the summer months 3)some cold start sensor is bad--pain 'cause the dealer wants you to leave it for a day or two 4)customer service w/Hyundai dealers doesn't seem good anywhere you go--I don't know if it's because you don't pay much for a Hyundai, and thus they don't feel they owe you much?
by Juwanna Seemahweena August 18, 2005
Car that is fairly sexy, yet is bought by people trying to compensate for something. The V6 is fast yet can't take boost, while the I4 is a dog that can be boosted like a Chinese whore.
by drk May 23, 2004
A surprise anal penetration during heterosexual sexual intercourse. Phrase coined by gigolos working in Tiburon, CA, to describe the phenomenon when working with wealthy women.
I got fired, because I gave her the ol' Tiburon Turnpike.
She wants to see me again next week, because I gave her the ol' Tiburon Turnpike.
She wants to see me again next week, because I gave her the ol' Tiburon Turnpike.
by DeadManO'Keane October 04, 2007
Sex act performed on a wealthy woman by a hired gigolo. The woman assumes any tantric Yoga position in hopes of engaging in deep cosmic tantric sex with her hired steed. The gigolo sensually inserts part of his 'linga' (cock) in her 'yoni' (cunt), and begins to make sweet, expensive love to her for about 5 strokes. He then removes his linga from her yoni, and shoves it all the way up her asspipe, proceeding to buttfuck her ass in a weird yoga position for a good 30 minutes or so. This is called the Tiburon Turnpike because of the high number of wealth women in Tiburon, CA who hire gigolos.
I was getting so bored I could barely stay hard, so I gave her the ol' Tiburon Turnpike.
Mrs. Jettison's rectum prolapsed during a Tiburon Turnpike.
Mrs. Jettison's rectum prolapsed during a Tiburon Turnpike.
by HorseHungKris October 01, 2007
One of the biggest piece of shits out on the market. Attempted to look aerodynamic and sleek, the over abundance of curves make this vehicle look like a train wreck. With it's shitty looks and shitty engine this car is a -99999 on a scale of 1-10.
That guy must have brain damage if he thinks his Tiburon is remotely cool with that weed wacker muffler. What a dipshit.
by Nataservant June 24, 2004
This is a car only a loser would drive on acount of its shittyness. The only way to make it keep going its to drive it like an old person.
by Mikkke1234car April 06, 2009