MS-Paint made-in game in wich you have to kill toy-creatures. Inside a creature you can found anything you want(from money to things that I'm not going to say here)
-Oh! Holy hell! I've found a toothpick inside this dwarf!
-Hey, Mike, need back up here, there are seven dwarfs and also is snowhite...
-Hey, Mike, need back up here, there are seven dwarfs and also is snowhite...
by Zimmund-Froid August 23, 2003
Basically, One of the oldest and coolest MMORPG's out there. Many US servers have been overrun by roaches(brasilians,mexicans). Tibia can run on almost any computer. Depeniding on the world. you will find oneo f three things. Power Abusers, Player Killers, Or N00bs. Power abusers usually use their high level and ability to kill you almost anywhere to rule said server. Player killers are like power abuser's, but they kill for fun. And noobs are just new to the game, or aren't new, but act like douchebags anyway. in the past couple years, the creators have modified the game to an extent where it's fair, but you get boned at the same time. Especially if you are a mage(druid/sorcerer)
Tibia Power Abuser: Noob, leave or die.
Tibia Noob. ok,plz don't kill me.
Tibia Player Killer: Look! someone we can kill! kill it!! <proceeds to kill noob and PA>
Tibia Noob. ok,plz don't kill me.
Tibia Player Killer: Look! someone we can kill! kill it!! <proceeds to kill noob and PA>
by Tarashuko March 18, 2009
Noob on trade: "I BI TEH DEMUN AMOR FOR ALL GOLD!"
Me: "Okay"
Noob on trade: "I GIVE TEH FISH ROD!! ROD TO TEH FISH!!! ITEN?"
Me: "...whatever"
Noob on trade: "60 GPS!1 60 GPS!!!!!!!11111"
Me: "...."
Noob on trade: "....ITEN??? PLX PLX PLX PLX PLX PLX PLX PLX PXLZX PXL ZPLX PXLX! GIVE ITEN I R NEED I FRUM ROOK!!! GIIIVEE ITENSS"
Idiot: utveo lux
Idiot: utveo lux
Idiot: Light no work!
Me: "Okay"
Noob on trade: "I GIVE TEH FISH ROD!! ROD TO TEH FISH!!! ITEN?"
Me: "...whatever"
Noob on trade: "60 GPS!1 60 GPS!!!!!!!11111"
Me: "...."
Noob on trade: "....ITEN??? PLX PLX PLX PLX PLX PLX PLX PLX PXLZX PXL ZPLX PXLX! GIVE ITEN I R NEED I FRUM ROOK!!! GIIIVEE ITENSS"
Idiot: utveo lux
Idiot: utveo lux
Idiot: Light no work!
by EJ martella April 06, 2004
by ja20 January 22, 2009
My definition of the certain Tibia MMORPG. This definition is completely neutral.
Disclaimer: Just kidding.
Tibia is one hell of a game to say the least. I got as high as lvl 24 before I finally quit. I recently took a look at it again. Then quit 45 minutes after reinstalling. Lets throw some facts out about tibia:
1) Tibia is from some german university students, and they dont give a fuck about YOU.
2) The "US" servers have successfully been hijacked by south american players, so learn portugese today.
3) You can play on different country servers, but since it lags on "US" servers, be prepared for 5 second click delays and lag deaths.
4) Even the new anti-PK measures are shit, so your going to get hours of work training deleted by high levels everyday.
5) The last topic is about the disgusting community around tibia.
So lets analyze. In #1 we talked about the creators. They really just want tibia for a quick buck, and thats what its been like. And now they are a big company who still don't give a fuck about you. In #2 we talked about the take over. The north american servers are 90% portugese/spanish so if you dont know those, your going to get raped. Its funny I find mostly englsih speakers in pay-to-play games and thenf ree games are totally packed with barbarians- i mean brazilians. On to #3, it was self explanatory. #4 I talked a little about the PK problem. The time it takes to hunt in the high levels is completely insane. You really need to be unemployed and have a premium account to play after lvl 30.
For #5 we have the community. So let me explain. You have 4 types of players: The Otakus, The Hardcore, The Newbies, and The Cheaters. See their traits below, maybe see which you are.
The Otakus
These are socially rejected scum who live at their parents. They have come to tibia to find some friends. They generally play 16 hours a day. They spend most of their time chatting, hunting, and basically trying to make them selves seem respectable.
The Hardcore
This group s like the otaku except they may have a part time job and their own place. They put all their spare time into tibia, often getting close to 16 hours (at least on weekends and holidays). If you are a lower level, they don't give a shit about you so its best to try and let them have what they want before they send you back a few days of work.
The Newbies
This caste generally consists of south americans who cant figure out the game much past hitting monsters and basic swear words. These players are found spamming sell and trade. If you have money they are your friend, if you dont, they are swearing at you and saying "Jajaja". Luckily the Otakus get stuck helping them out.
The Cheaters
Chances are you absoultely hate cheaters. But if you think about it, why not cheat (in a MMORPG)? Who is smarter? The guy with no life playing 16 hours a day, or the guy using a program to play the game 16 hours a day? Often cheaters are normal people who would rather watch a movie then grind on monsters. The social awareness of cheaters help keep the game from falling apart.
All in all, there are much better games out there. Tibia will kill your dad and rape your mom.
Disclaimer: Just kidding.
Tibia is one hell of a game to say the least. I got as high as lvl 24 before I finally quit. I recently took a look at it again. Then quit 45 minutes after reinstalling. Lets throw some facts out about tibia:
1) Tibia is from some german university students, and they dont give a fuck about YOU.
2) The "US" servers have successfully been hijacked by south american players, so learn portugese today.
3) You can play on different country servers, but since it lags on "US" servers, be prepared for 5 second click delays and lag deaths.
4) Even the new anti-PK measures are shit, so your going to get hours of work training deleted by high levels everyday.
5) The last topic is about the disgusting community around tibia.
So lets analyze. In #1 we talked about the creators. They really just want tibia for a quick buck, and thats what its been like. And now they are a big company who still don't give a fuck about you. In #2 we talked about the take over. The north american servers are 90% portugese/spanish so if you dont know those, your going to get raped. Its funny I find mostly englsih speakers in pay-to-play games and thenf ree games are totally packed with barbarians- i mean brazilians. On to #3, it was self explanatory. #4 I talked a little about the PK problem. The time it takes to hunt in the high levels is completely insane. You really need to be unemployed and have a premium account to play after lvl 30.
For #5 we have the community. So let me explain. You have 4 types of players: The Otakus, The Hardcore, The Newbies, and The Cheaters. See their traits below, maybe see which you are.
The Otakus
These are socially rejected scum who live at their parents. They have come to tibia to find some friends. They generally play 16 hours a day. They spend most of their time chatting, hunting, and basically trying to make them selves seem respectable.
The Hardcore
This group s like the otaku except they may have a part time job and their own place. They put all their spare time into tibia, often getting close to 16 hours (at least on weekends and holidays). If you are a lower level, they don't give a shit about you so its best to try and let them have what they want before they send you back a few days of work.
The Newbies
This caste generally consists of south americans who cant figure out the game much past hitting monsters and basic swear words. These players are found spamming sell and trade. If you have money they are your friend, if you dont, they are swearing at you and saying "Jajaja". Luckily the Otakus get stuck helping them out.
The Cheaters
Chances are you absoultely hate cheaters. But if you think about it, why not cheat (in a MMORPG)? Who is smarter? The guy with no life playing 16 hours a day, or the guy using a program to play the game 16 hours a day? Often cheaters are normal people who would rather watch a movie then grind on monsters. The social awareness of cheaters help keep the game from falling apart.
All in all, there are much better games out there. Tibia will kill your dad and rape your mom.
Cheating: Tibia has several hacks, the main ones are light hacks (to see in caves and at night), multi-client hacks, and other assortments of hacks. 99% contain trojans so there is little need to worry about being outdone by cheaters.
by FakeName May 08, 2005
A MMORPG that some hate some love. It's one of the oldest mmorpg arround and it's getting more players everyday. Because it's so old and the graphics got only one real update it looks pretty crappy/old school therefor it's scares off alot of people. Also the first island is very boring. When you reach the mainland things get more interesting cause now you can use spells, kill bigger monsters and you can actually kill other players.
The game is free instead of alot of games that give you short trial periods or you have to buy in the store. For a monthly fee players can upgrade to a premium account, unlocking some additional game features and areas.
Players often train and level their characters or try their luck on finding rare items in beaten monsters. There are several quest in the game, some are still hidden and alot of players try to solve those quests.
The game is growing steadely, and has at the moment 50000 players online at the same time. With 54 server and 4 new servers coming every 2 months. The game is updated every half year, so it keeps interesting. Updates include new area's, monsters, items and what ever they can come up with.
The game is free instead of alot of games that give you short trial periods or you have to buy in the store. For a monthly fee players can upgrade to a premium account, unlocking some additional game features and areas.
Players often train and level their characters or try their luck on finding rare items in beaten monsters. There are several quest in the game, some are still hidden and alot of players try to solve those quests.
The game is growing steadely, and has at the moment 50000 players online at the same time. With 54 server and 4 new servers coming every 2 months. The game is updated every half year, so it keeps interesting. Updates include new area's, monsters, items and what ever they can come up with.
1. Friend - Most people use their runes to hunt big monsters, you use them to heal from rats.
2. Friend - What are you going to hunt, rats?
Me - No, i gonna try out bugs today. ;)
2. Friend - What are you going to hunt, rats?
Me - No, i gonna try out bugs today. ;)
by marky mark deux July 06, 2005